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Permalink Reply by Reg The Fronkey Farmer on August 11, 2012 at 4:29am

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Conversation = Voices can rant

The environment = one tenth vermin

Houses of parliament=the amoral use of spin.

The holy scriptures=ruthless hypocrite

his holiness the pope=he shits on his people

Of course this post may be just "More Mad Hoax" :-)

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Permalink Reply by Unseen on August 11, 2012 at 8:38am

Great! Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Here are some I got from a Google search:

Dormitory = Dirty Room
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Zs

Anyone else?

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Permalink Reply by Unseen on August 12, 2012 at 12:20am

A few more:

Astronomer = a moon starer
Desperation = a rope ends it
The eyes = they see
George Bush = he bugs Gore
Decimal point = a dot in place
Eleven plus two = twelve plus one

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