We've had countless discussions on here about the religious colloquialisms and sayings that others say that we tolerate (e.g. many don't mind something like, ("I hope you get better soon - I'll pray for you", or something as simple as "bless you" after a sneeze). But what about the other end of the spectrum?
What are the xian, or religious for that matter, sayings that drive you crazy or get under your skin? For instance, here are a couple of mine...
You get the idea.
Can't wait to read your thoughts on this!
1. What the hell does John 3:16 have to do with sports John 3:16 is For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son Jesus Christ for whoever believith in him shall not parish, but have everlasting life"
yet at every single sporting event I have ever seen there are a ton of people holding signs that say John 3:16
2. "Everything happens for a reason." Everything happens because it either just happens, like a letter falling off a gas station sign, or a person dieing of cancer even though they have been treated. Or it happens because we make it happen, I glued a picture to a piece of paper and let it dry and that is how that happened!
3. What would Jesus do or WWJD? Example my born again Christian sister said that to me when she saw me smoking a cigarette, AS AN ADULT! I said ____ I am not trying to be Jesus, I am just trying to be me, and me is good enough.
I really could go on and on about this but I am sure the other replies are similar to what I think and would have said anyway.
Are you sure Jesus didn't smoke? I heard someone caught him puffing on a camel --
That shouldn't count because he didn't swallow. I mean inhale.
Mmmm maybe that was Clinton.
ha ha ha
actually there is a verse somewhere in the Bible that says something like...and they smoked of the bitter herb...to me that sounds like they were smoking some magic hay which most Bible thumpers think is worse the cigs
As I've said before, quite recently, your ability to find appropriate crap never fails to amaze me! You are THE PRO appropriate crap finder!
You KNOW I like a lot of alliteration, but I also know you'd likely rather not be known as the
(finish it for me --)
And yes, Rathbone was the best!
The phrase I was looking for, was Poop Pro --
I always use a crack pipe burning the bush analogy to my wife. She actually finds it quite funny when I mock christianity in a funny way. She's christian.