We've had countless discussions on here about the religious colloquialisms and sayings that others say that we tolerate (e.g. many don't mind something like, ("I hope you get better soon - I'll pray for you", or something as simple as "bless you" after a sneeze). But what about the other end of the spectrum?
What are the xian, or religious for that matter, sayings that drive you crazy or get under your skin? For instance, here are a couple of mine...
You get the idea.
Can't wait to read your thoughts on this!
Tags: Sayings
Permalink Reply by Tammy on November 1, 2011 at 2:38pm 1) "God is always watching"
2) "God willing"
3) "Everything happens according to Gods plan"
Permalink Reply by Kairan Nierde on November 8, 2011 at 1:40am 1) "God is always watching." "Even when I take a dump? What a creeper!"
Permalink Reply by Dennis Weaver on November 1, 2011 at 2:48pm Oh.. an incident related to a saying... Last night, my friend, who is a Christian, and I went to a restaurant in downtown Philly. We sat around with some other people in front of a fireplace. The fireplace next to us had this written above it: "Fear knocked on the door. Faith answered, and nobody was there." This led to extensive internal eye rolling for me. First, when I saw the quote. Then a bit after when he noticed it, was inspired by it, proceeded to take a picture of it, and send this out to several of his friends. I did try to be nice about it though. He's super sensitive about this sort of thing.
Permalink Reply by Dale Headley on November 1, 2011 at 4:05pm You guys have used up all of the best ones (e.g., "It's God's will"); but I think I'm the first to suggest "Onward Christian Soldiers."
Permalink Reply by Cara Coleen on November 1, 2011 at 4:21pm Ha! I haven't thought about those songs in ages.
I remember my brother and I pondering these songs and rituals years ago, before each of us lost our faith. He was telling me how his girlfriend was so disturbed by the idea of drinking Christ's blood and eating his flesh. We noted that it was weird to think of it from an outside perspective, and we both admitted that it did sound pretty grotesque when you thought about it. Of course, at the time, we "understood" what it all meant, so we still weren't upset by how effed up it all is.
We're both atheist now, and it does amaze me that most theists can go throughout their entire life and not think, "Hmmm, this is pretty sick!"
Permalink Reply by matt.clerke on November 1, 2011 at 6:20pm I hope you get better soon - I'll pray for you
Aren't those basically the same anyway?
Permalink Reply by Cara Coleen on November 1, 2011 at 7:43pm It depends on the context. "I hope you get better soon" is never an underhanded or condescending insult, or at least not in my experience. "I'll pray for you" can be a nice way of saying someone cares, or it's the last word in a debate meant to insult, just like the atheist comeback "I'll think for you."
Permalink Reply by Jason Donaldson on November 5, 2011 at 12:29pm When friends asks for prayers for the sick or injured,I always say "I hope for their recovery." I get your point completely. A prayer is just a wish. I must cite Carlin here,"I pray to Joe Pesci. I get about the same 50/50 results."
Permalink Reply by Dylan Martin on November 21, 2011 at 5:05pm LOL!!!
"Doubting is allowing the devil in". My most hated religious phrase by far.
Permalink Reply by Doug Reardon on November 1, 2011 at 9:25pm The Lord works in mysterious ways, his wonders to behold!
Translaltion: Oh boy, that was really fucked up, ya know, but god does know what's best!
Permalink Reply by Doug Reardon on November 1, 2011 at 9:27pm Someday, you'll see the error of your ways (with a smug smile).
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