We've had countless discussions on here about the religious colloquialisms and sayings that others say that we tolerate (e.g. many don't mind something like, ("I hope you get better soon - I'll pray for you", or something as simple as "bless you" after a sneeze). But what about the other end of the spectrum?


What are the xian, or religious for that matter, sayings that drive you crazy or get under your skin? For instance, here are a couple of mine...

  • When a religious person sees another who is down on his luck, or has had some tragedy, or is simply "not as good as" the religious person and they say, "There but for the grace of god go I". How pompous and sanctimonious, not to mention cruel and selfiish
  • Sports figures, actors, etc. who go through the histrionics of thanking god when something great happens to them. What, did god hate the other players/competitors?

You get the idea.


Can't wait to read your thoughts on this!

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Are you sure Jesus didn't smoke? I heard someone caught him puffing on a camel --

That shouldn't count because he didn't swallow. I mean inhale.

Mmmm maybe that was Clinton.

ha ha ha

actually there is a verse somewhere in the Bible that says something like...and they smoked of the bitter herb...to me that sounds like they were smoking some magic hay which most Bible thumpers think is worse the cigs

As I've said before, quite recently, your ability to find appropriate crap never fails to amaze me! You are THE PRO appropriate crap finder!

You KNOW I like a lot of alliteration, but I also know you'd likely rather not be known as the

(finish it for me --)

And yes, Rathbone was the best!

(finish it for me --)

As you command....

The phrase I was looking for, was Poop Pro --

I always use a crack pipe burning the bush analogy to my wife. She actually finds it quite funny when I mock christianity in a funny way. She's christian.

LMAO. that's the best thing I've seen all day.


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