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Permalink Reply by Tammy on January 3, 2011 at 4:42pm

Oh yes, nipples for men. lol!

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Permalink Reply by landofhopeanglory on January 6, 2011 at 3:45pm

men have nips for the same reason women do ,they are a sex toy ,OH THEIR GODS i thought everyone knew that ,well everyone over the age of 18 in this country ,an over the age of 50 in the states : )

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Permalink Reply by Cecilia on January 6, 2011 at 3:58pm

Here is the full line:

 

"God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchips or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!"

                                            - by the character "Evil" in the 1981 movie Time Bandits 

 

 

 

 

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Permalink Reply by Jim DePaulo on January 4, 2011 at 5:32pm

 

First of all I would want to see his belly button. And, if we are made in God's "perfect image" then why in hell does he require circumcision, further, has he been circumcised – does he even have a dick?

Finally, the prospect of existing for eternity with the worst psychopath imaginable doesn't exactly meet my idea of a good time – I'd ask for a transfer to hell, the devil seems to be the better option.

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Permalink Reply by Julien on January 3, 2011 at 5:57pm

I don't think you could 'switch sides' at that point where you actually meet god. If you could, it wouldn't even matter if you were good or bad until then, and he wouldn't even ask you that question.

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Permalink Reply by Jonel Burge on January 4, 2011 at 6:29pm

You forget.

Hell as the place it is today has only been like the hell since the....writing of Dante's Inferno.

In the bible, it is simply a "dark place" "separate from god" where you may never be near him. That was the punishment. Dante's inferno added the hellfire and the punishments and the torture.

Maybe it's described as a lake of fire once--I forget where. Point is---most of the constructions and scare tactics about hell today are made up by the followers to make hell seem worse than the bible ever said it was.

And I'm not gambling--I don't mind being burned, it never felt that bad, and it wouldn't be as bad as spending an eternity in a place where I couldn't kill myself and was stuck with everyone I absolutely hated.

That said, I'm damn sure there is no god. All the times I've challenged him to strike me down, to kill me, to do something bad to me--nothing bad ever happens to me. It's much like this: I own 3 different black cats currently. Am I beset horribly by bad luck on a regular basis? NO. But people in my area have gone so far to toss out black kittens and/or attempt to kill them so they don't bring this possibility of bad luck--when it's just a superstitious belief, with no proof for it.  None.

 I would rather not kill innocent kittens "just in case".

And Yeah, most of the answers are sarcastic---because this really isn't a worry that's on our minds. We worry more about pulling friends away from delusions, or to try to keep them from joining up with religions that could bleed them dry and put them in danger. We know that the life we have -now- is important, not for whomever garners the most amount of converts, but because it's all we have, and other human lives, they're precious and important, and I don't want to see the people in my life waste their time, money, and energy on something that doesn't care about them anyways.

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Permalink Reply by Julien on January 7, 2011 at 8:46pm

I was talking about the 'What are you going to say to him when he tells you that you have been a bad person for not believing in him?' question. I guess you weren't.

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Permalink Reply by SouthernGent on January 3, 2011 at 8:07pm

Where the HELL have you been?????

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Permalink Reply by Cathleen Sessions on January 3, 2011 at 8:22pm

I would say:

Who are you and where have you been all my life?

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Permalink Reply by Anachro1 on January 3, 2011 at 9:25pm

What would I say to "God"?

 

I'd say FUCK OFF.

Never needed a god, don't give a shit if one exists.

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Permalink Reply by Moria Jackson on January 3, 2011 at 11:42pm

IF there was a god that I met when I died, I dont know what I would say.  Probably something along the lines of "Oops!"  or "My bad!"  And then start in with questions... like what has he been up to for the last 2000-ish years. I would explain my position, though he already knows it.  And then I would burn in hell.  But I would call him an asshole for it and do everything in my power to make SURE that's where I belong.

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Permalink Reply by Isaac on January 4, 2011 at 3:25am

If there actually is a God, I highly doubt that it would be anything like the emotional and jealous Judeo-Christian God, who seems to be far less intelligent than an omniscient should seem, so I don't know what I'd say. If it turned out that a God that is like Judeo-Christian God exists, I'd tell him to kiss my hairy white ass.

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