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What is YOUR lame but funny joke?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in Central Park after dark?

Rob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a hole?

Phil.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who asks you for money?

Bill.

What do you call a call with no arms or legs sitting on your doorstep...? 

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging off a mountain..? 

Cliff

What do you call a snake working for the government?

A civil serpent.

What do you call bears without ears?

"b"

A crying woman runs into the police station with all her clothes ripped and her hair everywhere, and says "Officer, I`ve just been graped" The policeman says "Dont you mean raped, miss?" The woman says, "No I mean graped, there was a bunch of them" 

If you're an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

There are only 10 kinds of people - those who understand binary and those who don't.

Love that ! When i was on a dating site, i used to give my age in hexadecimal.

I assume you found no matches.

I did, she was 16 years younger. It didn't last, but it was fun for a while.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stu

 

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off on the ice.

 

What did the leper say to the hooker?

Keep the tip.

why did willie nelson get hit by a car?

-he was playing on the road again.

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