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How about a brief respite from the atheism/theism debate?

What is YOUR lame but funny joke?

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.

That one caught my funny-bone :)

Along the same line:

What do you call a mouse with no legs?

Cat food.

What do you call a cat with no legs?

Dog food.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

What difference does it make, he can't come to you. :)

And Finally;

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

Do you know what cops call a motorcyclist without a helmet?

An organ donor. (true)

What do ER doctors call someone who's jumped off a building to commit suicide?

sidewalk souffle (also true)

Why can't you starve on a desert island?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Well if we're going that route;

What do firemen call people they find after the fire is out?

Crispy Critters (also true)

Ouch!!!

I've crashed once or twice.

I'm not sure I'd WANT to live through that. 

Q:what do you call two guys with no arms and legs above a window?

A:Kurt and Rod.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a baseball field?

First base.

What do you call a cow with no legs - ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs - who cares, it's not like he's gonna run to you.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other - Ilene.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other - Irene.

What do you call a terrorist with one leg?

 

Do tell.

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