What do you call a cow with no legs - ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs - who cares, it's not like he's gonna run to you.
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other - Ilene.
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other - Irene.
What do you call a terrorist with one leg?
A lousy bomb maker.
To be fair, he was making bombs with his legs...
Ethnic jokes? Not so much any more there were a lot of undeserved jokes about Polish people circulating in America. (All the Poles I ever knew were as bright as anyone else and I must say their womenfolk were above average in looks, much like the Russian women who were so often depicted as looking like NFL linebackers in skirts but who today make up more than their share of the high end models in the world.) If you like, substitute "theist."
What have you found when you see a man with his lips wrapped around the tailpipe of a car?
It's a Polish terrorist attempting to blow up a car.
What is a "Polish firing squad"?
The condemned is in the middle and the firing squad is in a circle around him.
Those same ethnic jokes were targeted at the Irish as I was growing up.
Did you hear about the Irish showjumper? broke his nose jumping against the clock
Or the reverse joke of the irishman offered a job on a building site provided he could tell the difference between a girder and a joist. No problem, he replied. Goethe wrote "Faust" and Joyce wrote "Ulysses".
What do you call a mexican chic w/ no legs..
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear a hormone.
Teacher: "Johnny, give us the word 'horticulture' in a sentence."
Johnny: "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her drink."
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a pile of leaves?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?