How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
That one caught my funny-bone :)
Along the same line:
What do you call a mouse with no legs?
What do you call a cat with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What difference does it make, he can't come to you. :)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Do you know what cops call a motorcyclist without a helmet?
An organ donor. (true)
What do ER doctors call someone who's jumped off a building to commit suicide?
sidewalk souffle (also true)
Why can't you starve on a desert island?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Well if we're going that route;
What do firemen call people they find after the fire is out?
Crispy Critters (also true)
I've crashed once or twice.
I'm not sure I'd WANT to live through that.
Q:what do you call two guys with no arms and legs above a window?
A:Kurt and Rod.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a baseball field?
What do you call a cow with no legs - ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs - who cares, it's not like he's gonna run to you.
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other - Ilene.
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other - Irene.
What do you call a terrorist with one leg?