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How about a brief respite from the atheism/theism debate?

What is YOUR lame but funny joke?

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What's brown & sticky?

A stick!

Doh! You took mine!

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves!

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fssh

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?

Okay...why?

Because cookie dough absorbs too much grease when fried, so baking is preferred.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

Because it was two/too tired.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?

A dictator.

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