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How about a brief respite from the atheism/theism debate?

What is YOUR lame but funny joke?

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A very stupid lion is a...

leotard

What do you call a dog without legs?

A flangelant...

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.

That one caught my funny-bone :)

Along the same line:

What do you call a mouse with no legs?

Cat food.

What do you call a cat with no legs?

Dog food.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

What difference does it make, he can't come to you. :)

And Finally;

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

Do you know what cops call a motorcyclist without a helmet?

An organ donor. (true)

What do ER doctors call someone who's jumped off a building to commit suicide?

sidewalk souffle (also true)

Why can't you starve on a desert island?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Well if we're going that route;

What do firemen call people they find after the fire is out?

Crispy Critters (also true)

I have a good friend who is an ER doctor. He says they call them 'donorcycles'.

When I was a kid, I saw a guy on a motorcycle hit a low concrete retaining wall. The bike stopped dead. The rider flew thirty feet, landed on his chest, and his back snapped. His butt landed on his shoulders and his legs landed on the ground on either side of his head. I don't know if he lived or not. 

Ouch!!!

I've crashed once or twice.

I'm not sure I'd WANT to live through that. 

Q:what do you call two guys with no arms and legs above a window?

A:Kurt and Rod.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a baseball field?

First base.

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