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How about a brief respite from the atheism/theism debate?

What is YOUR lame but funny joke?

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A lousy bomb maker.

To be fair, he was making bombs with his legs...

Ethnic jokes? Not so much any more there were a lot of undeserved jokes about Polish people circulating in America. (All the Poles I ever knew were as bright as anyone else and I must say their womenfolk were above average in looks, much like the Russian women who were so often depicted as looking like NFL linebackers in skirts but who today make up more than their share of the high end models in the world.) If you like, substitute "theist."

What have you found when you see a man with his lips wrapped around the tailpipe of a car?

It's a Polish terrorist attempting to blow up a car.

What is a "Polish firing squad"?

The condemned is in the middle and the firing squad is in a circle around him.

Those same ethnic jokes were targeted at the Irish as I was growing up.

Did you hear about the Irish showjumper?  broke his nose jumping against the clock

Or the reverse joke of the irishman offered a job on a building site provided he could tell the difference between a girder and a joist.  No problem, he replied.  Goethe wrote "Faust" and Joyce wrote "Ulysses".

What do you call a mexican chic w/ no legs..

cuntswaylow.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear a hormone.

Teacher: "Johnny, give us the word 'horticulture' in a sentence."

Johnny: "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her drink."

What do you call a call with no arms or legs sitting on your doorstep...? 

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging off a mountain..? 

Cliff

What do you call a snake working for the government?

A civil serpent.

What do you call bears without ears?

"b"

A crying woman runs into the police station with all her clothes ripped and her hair everywhere, and says "Officer, I`ve just been graped" The policeman says "Dont you mean raped, miss?" The woman says, "No I mean graped, there was a bunch of them" 

If you're an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

There are only 10 kinds of people - those who understand binary and those who don't.

Love that ! When i was on a dating site, i used to give my age in hexadecimal.

I assume you found no matches.

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