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Permalink Reply by Unseen on February 11, 2013 at 12:15pm

A very stupid lion is a...

leotard

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Permalink Reply by James Cox on February 11, 2013 at 1:27pm

What do you call a dog without legs?

A flangelant...

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Permalink Reply by Unseen on February 11, 2013 at 1:54pm

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.

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Permalink Reply by Strega on February 11, 2013 at 2:41pm

That one caught my funny-bone :)

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Permalink Reply by Gregg R Thomas on February 11, 2013 at 2:03pm

Along the same line:

What do you call a mouse with no legs?

Cat food.

What do you call a cat with no legs?

Dog food.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

What difference does it make, he can't come to you. :)

And Finally;

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

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Permalink Reply by Unseen on February 11, 2013 at 2:22pm

Do you know what cops call a motorcyclist without a helmet?

An organ donor. (true)

What do ER doctors call someone who's jumped off a building to commit suicide?

sidewalk souffle (also true)

Why can't you starve on a desert island?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Permalink Reply by Gregg R Thomas on February 11, 2013 at 3:22pm

Well if we're going that route;

What do firemen call people they find after the fire is out?

Crispy Critters (also true)

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Permalink Reply by Gallup's Mirror on February 12, 2013 at 3:24am

I have a good friend who is an ER doctor. He says they call them 'donorcycles'.

When I was a kid, I saw a guy on a motorcycle hit a low concrete retaining wall. The bike stopped dead. The rider flew thirty feet, landed on his chest, and his back snapped. His butt landed on his shoulders and his legs landed on the ground on either side of his head. I don't know if he lived or not. 

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Permalink Reply by Gregg R Thomas on February 13, 2013 at 3:35am

Ouch!!!

I've crashed once or twice.

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Permalink Reply by Unseen on February 13, 2013 at 8:22am

I'm not sure I'd WANT to live through that. 

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Permalink Reply by RobertPiano on February 11, 2013 at 8:27pm

Q:what do you call two guys with no arms and legs above a window?

A:Kurt and Rod.

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Permalink Reply by Unseen on February 11, 2013 at 8:45pm

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a baseball field?

First base.

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