What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in Central Park after dark?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a hole?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who asks you for money?
What do you call a call with no arms or legs sitting on your doorstep...?
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging off a mountain..?
What do you call a snake working for the government?
A civil serpent.
What do you call bears without ears?
A crying woman runs into the police station with all her clothes ripped and her hair everywhere, and says "Officer, I`ve just been graped" The policeman says "Dont you mean raped, miss?" The woman says, "No I mean graped, there was a bunch of them"
If you're an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
There are only 10 kinds of people - those who understand binary and those who don't.
Love that ! When i was on a dating site, i used to give my age in hexadecimal.
I assume you found no matches.
I did, she was 16 years younger. It didn't last, but it was fun for a while.
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
There was a face off on the ice.
What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.
why did willie nelson get hit by a car?
-he was playing on the road again.