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Permalink Reply by Heather Spoonheim on February 11, 2013 at 2:05pm

What do you call a cow with no legs - ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs - who cares, it's not like he's gonna run to you.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other - Ilene.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other - Irene.

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Permalink Reply by James Cox on February 11, 2013 at 2:13pm

What do you call a terrorist with one leg?

 

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Permalink Reply by Heather Spoonheim on February 11, 2013 at 2:22pm

Do tell.

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Permalink Reply by Gregg R Thomas on February 11, 2013 at 3:23pm

A lousy bomb maker.

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Permalink Reply by matt.clerke on February 11, 2013 at 5:28pm

To be fair, he was making bombs with his legs...

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Permalink Reply by Unseen on February 11, 2013 at 2:30pm

Ethnic jokes? Not so much any more there were a lot of undeserved jokes about Polish people circulating in America. (All the Poles I ever knew were as bright as anyone else and I must say their womenfolk were above average in looks, much like the Russian women who were so often depicted as looking like NFL linebackers in skirts but who today make up more than their share of the high end models in the world.) If you like, substitute "theist."

What have you found when you see a man with his lips wrapped around the tailpipe of a car?

It's a Polish terrorist attempting to blow up a car.

What is a "Polish firing squad"?

The condemned is in the middle and the firing squad is in a circle around him.

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Permalink Reply by Strega on February 11, 2013 at 2:46pm

Those same ethnic jokes were targeted at the Irish as I was growing up.

Did you hear about the Irish showjumper?  broke his nose jumping against the clock

Or the reverse joke of the irishman offered a job on a building site provided he could tell the difference between a girder and a joist.  No problem, he replied.  Goethe wrote "Faust" and Joyce wrote "Ulysses".

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Permalink Reply by RobertPiano on February 11, 2013 at 8:28pm

What do you call a mexican chic w/ no legs..

cuntswaylow.

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Permalink Reply by Doug Reardon on February 11, 2013 at 8:48pm

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear a hormone.

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Permalink Reply by Unseen on February 11, 2013 at 8:53pm

Teacher: "Johnny, give us the word 'horticulture' in a sentence."

Johnny: "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her drink."

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Permalink Reply by Gallup's Mirror on February 11, 2013 at 8:55pm

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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Permalink Reply by Gallup's Mirror on February 11, 2013 at 8:56pm

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?

Bob.

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