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Permalink Reply by Brendan Murray on February 10, 2013 at 1:37pm

What's brown & sticky?

A stick!

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Permalink Reply by Sagacious Hawk on February 11, 2013 at 12:42pm

Doh! You took mine!

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Permalink Reply by Teri G on February 11, 2013 at 4:16am

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves!

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Permalink Reply by Teri G on February 11, 2013 at 4:19am

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fssh

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Permalink Reply by Gallup's Mirror on February 11, 2013 at 6:15am

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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Permalink Reply by RobertPiano on February 11, 2013 at 6:53am

why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?

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Permalink Reply by Unseen on February 11, 2013 at 9:08am

Okay...why?

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Permalink Reply by Gregg R Thomas on February 11, 2013 at 1:59pm

Because cookie dough absorbs too much grease when fried, so baking is preferred.

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Permalink Reply by Heather Spoonheim on February 11, 2013 at 9:08am

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

Because it was two/too tired.

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Permalink Reply by Strega on February 11, 2013 at 10:34am

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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Permalink Reply by Unseen on February 11, 2013 at 11:12am

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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Permalink Reply by Gallup's Mirror on February 11, 2013 at 11:17am

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?

A dictator.

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