Paddy O'Furniture

How about a brief respite from the atheism/theism debate?

What is YOUR lame but funny joke?

Tags: jokes

Views: 731

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

What's brown & sticky?

A stick!

Doh! You took mine!

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves!

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fssh

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?

Okay...why?

Because cookie dough absorbs too much grease when fried, so baking is preferred.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

Because it was two/too tired.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?

A dictator.

RSS

Forum

Babies Are Not Born Atheists

Started by Ed in Small Talk. Last reply by archaeopteryx 3 hours ago. 2 Replies

Gideons International

Started by Ed in Small Talk. Last reply by Reg The Fronkey Farmer 4 hours ago. 3 Replies

Draw Muhhamed day was yesterday Bring out your drawings

Started by ThyPlagueDoctor in Small Talk. Last reply by ThyPlagueDoctor 14 hours ago. 4 Replies

Bible Belt Promiscuity

Started by Dante in Advice. Last reply by Dr. Bob 4 hours ago. 11 Replies

am i the only athiest that believes in spirits

Started by Katie Patterson in Small Talk. Last reply by archaeopteryx 3 hours ago. 33 Replies

Events

Services we love!

Advertise with ThinkAtheist.com

© 2015   Created by umar.

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service