What's brown & sticky?
Doh! You took mine!
What washes up on tiny beaches?
What do you call a fish with no eye?
why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?
Because cookie dough absorbs too much grease when fried, so baking is preferred.
Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two/too tired.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A very stupid lion is a...
What do you call a dog without legs?