I love how we are quoted chapter and versus from theists all the time. So I thought it would be fun to come up with your favorite personal versus. They can be things that you live by or just simply how you are feeling. Here's what I have come up with:
Robert 10:12 I really don't care what you think!
Robert 12:24 You can kiss my atheist @ss!
Robert 35:17 Be the goat!
Robert 16:54 You pray for me, I will think for you.
Chester 1:1 'It's not easy being cheesy.'
Rocky (Horror) 69:69 '...and crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time and lost space, and meaning...'
Skepticlese 3:13: "An anagram of "faith" is "hi fat," so it can't be that good for you."
Skepticlese 1:4 "Ours is not to question why, preach the priests without debate and who retort “Why not?” as they pass the collection plate."
Skepticlese 5:2 "If God is everywhere and the devil is in the details, there's really no room for you or me."
Skepticlese 6:7 "Give a man faith and he will follow; give a man reason and he will lead."
Skepticlese 4:32 "Remember: All religions started out as cults."
Skepticlese 2:14 "Church is where you go to find God and lose your wallet."
And my take on some Bible verses:
Skepticlese 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was the Bird, and the Bird was the Word, the Bird, Bird, Bird."
Skepticlese 16:24 "Take up your crassness and follow me."
Skepticlese 22:28 "Love your neighbor as yourself, just don't tell your significant other."
Skepticlese 6:24 "You can't serve both cod and salmon."
M.B. 5:11 Hell? Heaven? Same bar different management.
"I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong."
"Oh dear", says God. "I hadn't thought of that", and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. Adams, episode 1, line 507.
FireWoman 1:1 Jesus is lard. ...1:2 Now *that's* gourmet! ...1:3 Let's fuckin eat.
Brian 7:47 "Absence of evidence is evidence of absence."
Brian 7:27 "Why don't you believe in Allah?"
Brian 7:07 "Do you know the difference between a Sunni and a Shia?"
Brian 7:37 "I am more moral than your god; you are, too"
The saying "youth is wasted on the young" has always bothered me so I came up with:
"Wisdom is wasted on the old" - Danny Sanchez
I suspect this is not exactly the sort of thing you are looking for but what the hell …I’ve posted it elsewhere ,so why shouldn’t I inflict it on you.
I was looking at that “Footprints” thing some time back and I realised it was missing something.
So I thought I’d take a swing at finishing it.
See what you think.
“The LORD replied, my precious, precious child, I Love you and I would never leave you! During your times of trial and suffering when you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
The man thought about this.
He thought about it for a long, long time.
Finally he said ,”Bulls*it!”
When the time of trial came, I faced it alone.
There were only one set of footprints because I was standing on my own two feet .
Against all that the world could throw at me.
And I endured.
You? You weren’t there.
You weren’t ever there.
And I didn’t need you.
I never did and I never will.
There came no reply,
It was then that the man knew .
It had always been …