I love how we are quoted chapter and versus from theists all the time. So I thought it would be fun to come up with your favorite personal versus. They can be things that you live by or just simply how you are feeling. Here's what I have come up with:
Robert 10:12 I really don't care what you think!
Robert 12:24 You can kiss my atheist @ss!
Robert 35:17 Be the goat!
Robert 16:54 You pray for me, I will think for you.
No, it's realistic.
Anyways it's a play on one of the last scenes from War Game when Joshua declares that Global Thermonuclear war is a strange game. The....
To battle those crazy religious crackpots I use my favourite verses from the holy book of Duke:
Duke 1:1 "Hail to the king, baby!"
Duke 3:5 "I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
Duke 14:5 "It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of gum!"
Duke: 2:2 "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
Duke 1:6 "You’re an inspiration for birth control."
Duke 12:4 "Eat shit and die!"
Duke 4:1 "Blow it out your ass!"
Duke 13:3 "I love the smell of bacon in the morning."
Duke 13:7 "Nukem ‘til they glow, then shoot ‘em in the dark!"
Duke 16:1 "Rest in pieces."
Would that be the 90's New World Edition or the 2000s King James Version?
That would be the Apogee/3D Realms version! ;)
My personal versus against the quotations from the Bible, are usually quotations from the Bible again...
Deuteronomy 23:1 - No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Genesis 38:8 - “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.”
Ezekiel 23:19-20 - Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Psalm 104:14 - He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man
Unique and educational! High marks Alex!
Flower 3:16 - Love me or burn? Thant just ain't right.
your honor the meerkat rests her case!!!!
I guess you could call this a verse, but to me it's more of a personal quote:
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." --Stephen Roberts
And if you want something that is more like a verse, then I quote from the book of Bene Gesserit, 1:42
"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
-- The Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear