What is your personal verse?

I love how we are quoted chapter and versus from theists all the time. So I thought it would be fun to come up with your favorite personal versus. They can be things that you live by or just simply how you are feeling. Here's what I have come up with:

Robert 10:12 I really don't care what you think!

Robert 12:24 You can kiss my atheist @ss!

Robert 35:17 Be the goat!

Robert 16:54 You pray for me, I will think for you.

Your turn!

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Permalink Reply by Grady Jean on April 9, 2012 at 10:14pm

Grady, 1:1-2 "If I wanted your prayers, I would have asked for them. NOW CALL ME A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!"

Grady, 1:3 "There is nothing wrong with this world that a long string of funerals couldn't solve."

Grady, 1:4 "If I had a dollar for every time someone said they'd pray for me...I'd have none, because my ass is so deep in debt I will never dig it out."

Grady, 1:5-6 "I don't have morality? Buddy, my morality is the only thing that's keeping me from kicking your ass!"

Grady, 1:7-13 "I'm an atheist. Nothing you can say is going to change that. You can beat be black and blue, and I will still be an atheist. Don't waste your breath, don't waste my time. Accept it, and move on. Or Don't. The amount of fucks I give is dropping dramatically by the second."

Grady, 1:14-16 "If I had a fucking TARDIS, there would be no more theists. I would take the time to go back in time, and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that there are no gods. Then, you know, I'd go forward in time until I found someone who could make me immortal, because fuck this dying bullshit."

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Permalink Reply by Grady Jean on April 10, 2012 at 2:11pm

Grady, 1:17 "If the bible is the only proof you need of the existence of a god, then Harry Fucking Potter is the only evidence I need of the existence of Wizards and Witches."

Grady, 1:18 "If God is watching me all day every day, then he's got some weird, disturbing fetishes that he and Sigmund Freud need to discuss."

Grady, 1:19-28 "I know a guy who has risen from the dead no less than ten times! He can move through space and time, and loves humanity more than humanity loves itself! He goes out of his way to rescue us, even from ourselves, and you know what his name is? No? I don't know his name either. Only one person knows his name. The universe simply knows him as...Doctor Who. What? You thought I was talking about God? Dumb ass..."

Grady, 1:29-33 "Zeus is a dead god. Jupiter is a dead god. Odin is a dead god. Quetzalcoatl is a dead god. How long do you think it will be before your precious Allah, your loving Yahweh, your wonderful God is just another Dead God?"

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Permalink Reply by Melissa Mays on July 29, 2012 at 10:57pm

..i've recently picked up the most annoying habit.. i just mutter, really fast, under my breath, in complete monotone: 'god hates shrimp.com". I used to say, 'um, whats that bible verse where jesus goes all twat-waffle aggro-bitch on a fig tree? ..get back to me on that one..". ..hmm, but to answer your question, i've invented a scripture for the next time an incidental scripture sullies my eardrums: Melissa 4:20 ..don't be an asshole.