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Permalink Reply by TM Kaiser on January 2, 2012 at 11:49pm

FireWoman 1:1 Jesus is lard. ...1:2 Now *that's* gourmet! ...1:3 Let's fuckin eat. 

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Permalink Reply by Brian Coghlan on January 5, 2012 at 6:26pm

Brian 7:47 "Absence of evidence is evidence of absence."

Brian 7:27 "Why don't you believe in Allah?"

Brian 7:07 "Do you know the difference between a Sunni and a Shia?" 

Brian 7:37 "I am more moral than your god; you are, too"

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Permalink Reply by Danny Sanchez on January 7, 2012 at 5:54pm

The saying "youth is wasted on the young" has always bothered me so I came up with:

"Wisdom is wasted on the old" - Danny Sanchez

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Permalink Reply by Watchman on January 24, 2012 at 4:35pm

I suspect this is not exactly the sort of thing you are looking for but what the hell …I’ve posted it elsewhere ,so why shouldn’t I inflict it on you.

 

I was looking at that “Footprints” thing some time back and I realised it was missing something. 
So I thought I’d take a swing at finishing it. 
See what you think.

“The LORD replied, my precious, precious child, I Love you and I would never leave you! During your times of trial and suffering when you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.

The man thought about this.

He thought about it for a long, long time.

Finally he said ,”Bulls*it!”

When the time of trial came, I faced it alone.

There were only one set of footprints because I was standing on my own two feet .

Against all that the world could throw at me.

And I endured.

You? You weren’t there.

You weren’t ever there.

And I didn’t need you.

I never did and I never will.

There came no reply,

 

Just silence.

It was then that the man knew .

It had always been … 

just silence.”

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Permalink Reply by Chris Martin on January 24, 2012 at 4:49pm

Morality is doing right regardless of what you are told, religion is doing what you are told regardless of what is right.

Love them when they least deserve it; that's when they need it the most.

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Permalink Reply by matt.clerke on January 24, 2012 at 5:17pm

Matt 1:1 - All words in the book of Matt are true

Matt 1:2 - This line is false

Matt 6:66 - And the lord Matt spake to his his subjects and said "Thou shall have no god before you, including me, "

Matt 6:67 - "and all society must be just and fair and allow for freedom of/from religion."

Matt 6:68 - "And so it was that the believers of Matt ceased to believe."

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Permalink Reply by Eoganacht on January 24, 2012 at 7:47pm

I was wondering if I could cherry-pick Mat 6:66

... "Thou shall have no god... "

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Permalink Reply by Mabel on January 24, 2012 at 7:53pm

@ Eoganacht - Awesome LOL.

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Permalink Reply by Jacob LeMaster on January 25, 2012 at 5:56am

Abortion: 26:54 ~ Translation of what "half illiterate Fundy" is saying ladies.. The only opinion that matters is his own.. Your rights are nothing compared to his beliefs.. This is the mode of thinking that gets people to blow up buildings, Stone someone to death in the middle east, Has caused the African witch hunts and honor killings.. I could go on but it turns my stomach.

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Permalink Reply by Ben on January 25, 2012 at 9:02am

Ben 1:1 And Ben said let there be rational thought. 1:2 and there was and Ben saw this was oh so good!

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Permalink Reply by Mabel on January 25, 2012 at 10:04am

Ben 1:1 And Ben said let there be rational thought. 1:2 and there was and Ben saw this was oh so good!

@ Love it! LOL

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Permalink Reply by Ben on February 1, 2012 at 3:59pm

:D

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