I love how we are quoted chapter and versus from theists all the time. So I thought it would be fun to come up with your favorite personal versus. They can be things that you live by or just simply how you are feeling. Here's what I have come up with:
Robert 10:12 I really don't care what you think!
Robert 12:24 You can kiss my atheist @ss!
Robert 35:17 Be the goat!
Robert 16:54 You pray for me, I will think for you.
Oh, that's right. The Oyster Bar
Zachary 5:51 "Just because your heart is in the right place doesn't mean your head isn't up your ass"
Chester 1:1 'It's not easy being cheesy.'
Rocky (Horror) 69:69 '...and crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time and lost space, and meaning...'
Skepticlese 3:13: "An anagram of "faith" is "hi fat," so it can't be that good for you."
Skepticlese 1:4 "Ours is not to question why, preach the priests without debate and who retort “Why not?” as they pass the collection plate."
Skepticlese 5:2 "If God is everywhere and the devil is in the details, there's really no room for you or me."
Skepticlese 6:7 "Give a man faith and he will follow; give a man reason and he will lead."
Skepticlese 4:32 "Remember: All religions started out as cults."
Skepticlese 2:14 "Church is where you go to find God and lose your wallet."
And my take on some Bible verses:
Skepticlese 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was the Bird, and the Bird was the Word, the Bird, Bird, Bird."
Skepticlese 16:24 "Take up your crassness and follow me."
Skepticlese 22:28 "Love your neighbor as yourself, just don't tell your significant other."
Skepticlese 6:24 "You can't serve both cod and salmon."
M.B. 5:11 Hell? Heaven? Same bar different management.
"I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong."
"Oh dear", says God. "I hadn't thought of that", and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. Adams, episode 1, line 507.
FireWoman 1:1 Jesus is lard. ...1:2 Now *that's* gourmet! ...1:3 Let's fuckin eat.