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Permalink Reply by Rocky Oliver (LotusGeek) on October 14, 2011 at 10:04am

If you and a dwarf are set upon by a dragon, remember: you don't have to be faster than the dragon, you only have to be faster than the dwarf.

(from my Dungeons & Dragons days)

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Permalink Reply by Rocky Oliver (LotusGeek) on October 14, 2011 at 10:06am

Remember, never keep the company of a dragon, because, you're like crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

(another AD&D quote :) )

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Permalink Reply by Alyson Mitchell on October 24, 2011 at 11:35am

The first (and probably the best) is an actual Bible verse. 

 

Psalm 74:22 - Arise, O God, plead thine own cause! 

 

And then there's the response to Pascal's Wager, revised, often delivered to me as "What if you die, and you are wrong, and you go to hell?"  

Alyson 2:76 - 

What if you die, and you are wrong, and you go to Avici?

What if you die, and you are wrong, and you go to Styx?

 What if you die, and you are wrong, and you go to Niflheim?

What if you die, and you are wrong, and you go to Uffern?

What if you die, and you are wrong, and you go to Xibalba?

What if you die, and you are wrong, and you go to O le nu'u-o-nonoa?

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Permalink Reply by Robert Karp on October 24, 2011 at 11:44am

lol - awesome! Plead your own case?!?! Now that's funny! I've not heard that one? Why the need to please your own case. this yaweh character needs a better pr rep.

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Permalink Reply by Dustin WIdmann on October 29, 2011 at 4:08am

DW  5:25 - "Mean people suck."
DW 7:23 - "All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!"
DW 8:7-8 - "I wonder what kind of tea Russell is brewing? I bet it's tasty."

And of course, the 3 commandments.

1: Think.
2: Doubt.
3: Be nice!

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Permalink Reply by 52X Max GT on November 24, 2011 at 6:36am

I think it's funnier when you can quote back from their own scripture. Or you could just make them up to throw them off their games, like Samuel L. Jackson in pulp fiction.

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Permalink Reply by Donald Pennington on November 26, 2011 at 11:12pm

I share my favorite personal verse on Fb all the time.
I hope you like it.

http://www.thinkatheist.com/photo/a-biblical-rickroll?context=album...

 

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Permalink Reply by Rob Klaers on December 31, 2011 at 11:56pm

LMAO.. Took me a minute. Beautiful.

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Permalink Reply by Dave Gibbs on January 1, 2012 at 12:20am

You deserve $50 for that.

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Permalink Reply by Alyson Mitchell on September 11, 2012 at 7:40am

I think I'm dying a little from laughing so hard. I can't believe I'm a year behind on this.

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Permalink Reply by Chrono-Synclastic Infundibulum on January 1, 2012 at 12:17am

I've always wanted to make a little concordance of really pointless verses taken out of context. Like:

Ezekiel 37:17 "Now hold them together in your hand as one stick"

Jeremiah 30:6 "Now let me ask you a question: 'do men give birth to babies? Then why do they stand there, ashen-faced, hands pressed against their sides like women about to give birth?'"

1 Chronicles 28:14 "David gave instructions regarding how much gold and silver should be used to make the necessary items"

Galatians 5:12 "I only wish that those troublemakers who want to mutilate you by circumcision would mutilate themselves"

John 21:3 "Simon Peter said, 'I'm going fishing.'                                                                                     'We'll come too,' they all said. So they went out in the boat, but they caught nothing all night"

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Permalink Reply by Rob Klaers on January 1, 2012 at 12:32am

Is it just me or does John 21:3 sound like a euphemism for a bunch of guys going to the bar to get lucky..? 

Simon Peter said,"I'm going to the bar."

"We'll come too," they all said. So they went out to the bar, but they caught nothing all night. Well, except for Simon Peter who needed visit the clinic. 

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