I love how we are quoted chapter and versus from theists all the time. So I thought it would be fun to come up with your favorite personal versus. They can be things that you live by or just simply how you are feeling. Here's what I have come up with:


Robert 10:12   I really don't care what you think!

Robert 12:24   You can kiss my atheist @ss!


Robert 35:17    Be the goat!


Robert  16:54   You pray for me, I will think for you.


Your turn! 

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Sad, Akshay.  

No, it's realistic.

Anyways it's a play on one of the last scenes from War Game when Joshua declares that Global Thermonuclear war is a strange game. The....

To battle those crazy religious crackpots I use my favourite verses from the holy book of Duke:

Duke 1:1      "Hail to the king, baby!"

Duke 3:5      "I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"

Duke 14:5    "It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of gum!"

Duke: 2:2     "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."

Duke 1:6      "You’re an inspiration for birth control."

Duke 12:4    "Eat shit and die!"

Duke 4:1      "Blow it out your ass!"

Duke 13:3     "I love the smell of bacon in the morning."

Duke 13:7     "Nukem ‘til they glow, then shoot ‘em in the dark!"

Duke 16:1     "Rest in pieces."

Would that be the 90's New World Edition or the 2000s King James Version?

That would be the Apogee/3D Realms version! ;)

My personal versus against the quotations from the Bible, are usually quotations from the Bible again...


If my opponent is Naomi Zacharias
Song of Songs 4:5 - Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies.


 Deuteronomy 23:1 - No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

Dinesh D'Souza

Genesis 38:8 - “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.”


Wendy Wright

Ezekiel 23:19-20 - Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.


Bill O'Reilly

Psalm 104:14 - He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man

Ezekiel 23:19-20Ezekiel 23:19-20

Unique and educational! High marks Alex!

Flower 3:16 - Love me or burn? Thant just ain't right.

your honor the meerkat rests her case!!!!

I guess you could call this a verse, but to me it's more of a personal quote:


"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."  --Stephen Roberts


And if you want something that is more like a verse, then I quote from the book of Bene Gesserit, 1:42


"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain."
-- The Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear

Almost forgot:

"Do unto others, etc. The rest is just narrative."


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