I love how we are quoted chapter and versus from theists all the time. So I thought it would be fun to come up with your favorite personal versus. They can be things that you live by or just simply how you are feeling. Here's what I have come up with:

 

Robert 10:12   I really don't care what you think!


Robert 12:24   You can kiss my atheist @ss!

 

Robert 35:17    Be the goat!

 

Robert  16:54   You pray for me, I will think for you.

 

Your turn! 

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Almost forgot:

"Do unto others, etc. The rest is just narrative."

i made this up realizing that not all people can be reasoned with

"No amount of knowledge can change pure faith" Jeromy Hyatt

ralpheo 4:2 If there were really a God, He would have seen the Crusades and said, "Aw, hell no!"  And then he would have smashed the world and started all over.

Stolen, obviously. But one of my faves:

 

Dionysius 4:27 - "If someone doesn’t value evidence, what evidence are you going to provide to prove that they should value it?"

Kris 1:1 - Ratio of gin-to-tonic.  Now shut up and fix me a drink.

Kris 1:100^100 - Odds of going willingly to Sunday service.

I'm a born again atheist.

This is one of my all time favourites: 

 

The Lowest Pair

 

Much further out than inevitable,

Halloween is thy game,

Sky King has come and Wilma is done,

Uncertain as it is uneven.

 

Give us this day hors d'oeuvre's in bed,

As we forgive those who have dressed up against us,

And lead us not into inflation, but our liver, onions and potatoes.

For wide is a shingle and a mower and a story for our fathers.

Alright.

 

John Hartford

 

Science is the continuous search for answers, religion is the delusion of having answers.

Kent  5:11   You've obviously mistaken me for some one who gives a shit.

Jason 19:19 I will not knell and ask for help, I will stand on my own and work so that I can give it

Jason 3:11 “No God that demands you worship it ……… loves you”

That made made my day I cant stop laughing.

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