I love how we are quoted chapter and versus from theists all the time. So I thought it would be fun to come up with your favorite personal versus. They can be things that you live by or just simply how you are feeling. Here's what I have come up with:

 

Robert 10:12   I really don't care what you think!


Robert 12:24   You can kiss my atheist @ss!

 

Robert 35:17    Be the goat!

 

Robert  16:54   You pray for me, I will think for you.

 

Your turn! 

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I suspect this is not exactly the sort of thing you are looking for but what the hell …I’ve posted it elsewhere ,so why shouldn’t I inflict it on you.

 

I was looking at that “Footprints” thing some time back and I realised it was missing something. 
So I thought I’d take a swing at finishing it. 
See what you think.


“The LORD replied, my precious, precious child, I Love you and I would never leave you! During your times of trial and suffering when you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.

The man thought about this.

He thought about it for a long, long time.

Finally he said ,”Bulls*it!”

When the time of trial came, I faced it alone.

There were only one set of footprints because I was standing on my own two feet .

Against all that the world could throw at me.

And I endured.

You? You weren’t there.

You weren’t ever there.

And I didn’t need you.

I never did and I never will.

There came no reply,

 

Just silence.

It was then that the man knew .

It had always been … 

just silence.”

Morality is doing right regardless of what you are told, religion is doing what you are told regardless of what is right.

Love them when they least deserve it; that's when they need it the most.

Matt 1:1 - All words in the book of Matt are true

Matt 1:2 - This line is false

Matt 6:66 - And the lord Matt spake to his his subjects and said "Thou shall have no god before you, including me, "

Matt 6:67 - "and all society must be just and fair and allow for freedom of/from religion."

Matt 6:68 - "And so it was that the believers of Matt ceased to believe."

I was wondering if I could cherry-pick Mat 6:66

... "Thou shall have no god... "

@ Eoganacht - Awesome LOL.


Abortion: 26:54 ~ Translation of what "half illiterate Fundy" is saying ladies.. The only opinion that matters is his own.. Your rights are nothing compared to his beliefs.. This is the mode of thinking that gets people to blow up buildings, Stone someone to death in the middle east, Has caused the African witch hunts and honor killings.. I could go on but it turns my stomach.

Ben 1:1 And Ben said let there be rational thought. 1:2 and there was and Ben saw this was oh so good!

@ Love it! LOL

Mark 1:1  The very definition of faith implies doubt.  Doubt is not something to be worshipped.  It is to be questioned.

Mark 1:2 If we do not question doubt, then it is no longer doubt.  It is acceptance. 

Mark 1:3 If we accept doubt as truth, then we are lazy.

Mark 1:4 I am a lazy son of a bitch, but never so lazy that I will not question the things that bring questions to mind.

michael 1:1  to be human is to be empathetic to others, curiosity to explore an learn,

michael 1:2 nothing wrong with not knowing but there is somthing wrong with willfuly not knowing

Picard 1:1 We do exactly what we'd do if this Q never existed. We're going to be damned. Let's be damned for what we really are.

-Star Trek:TNG "Encounter At Farpoint"

A personal favorite of mine.

"I need no master to punish me in order to behave as I ought. If I did, I would be no more than a child who obeys his father's rules only because he fears the whip, and not because he actually means good."

Now, I read this in the fourth book of the "Inheritance" trilogy by Christopher Paolini. I have no doubt that it's paraphrased from another source, but I'm too lazy to go find it.

My favourite has to be...

Michin 1:1 We're just fucking monkeys in shoes

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