I love how we are quoted chapter and versus from theists all the time. So I thought it would be fun to come up with your favorite personal versus. They can be things that you live by or just simply how you are feeling. Here's what I have come up with:
Robert 10:12 I really don't care what you think!
Robert 12:24 You can kiss my atheist @ss!
Robert 35:17 Be the goat!
Robert 16:54 You pray for me, I will think for you.
Your turn!
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Permalink Reply by Chrono-Synclastic Infundibulum on January 1, 2012 at 12:58am Yes, but a gay bar. Jesus said "I will make you fishers of men" remember?
Permalink Reply by Rob Klaers on January 1, 2012 at 2:42am Oh, that's right. The Oyster Bar
Permalink Reply by Billy on January 1, 2012 at 12:37pm Zachary 5:51 "Just because your heart is in the right place doesn't mean your head isn't up your ass"
Permalink Reply by Robert Karp on January 1, 2012 at 12:39pm [like]
Permalink Reply by Amy L. Cook on January 1, 2012 at 6:21pm Chester 1:1 'It's not easy being cheesy.'
Rocky (Horror) 69:69 '...and crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time and lost space, and meaning...'
Permalink Reply by Amy L. Cook on January 2, 2012 at 11:02pm Very awesome!!!
Permalink Reply by Skepticlese on January 1, 2012 at 10:54pm Skepticlese 3:13: "An anagram of "faith" is "hi fat," so it can't be that good for you."
Skepticlese 1:4 "Ours is not to question why, preach the priests without debate and who retort “Why not?” as they pass the collection plate."
Skepticlese 5:2 "If God is everywhere and the devil is in the details, there's really no room for you or me."
Skepticlese 6:7 "Give a man faith and he will follow; give a man reason and he will lead."
Skepticlese 4:32 "Remember: All religions started out as cults."
Skepticlese 2:14 "Church is where you go to find God and lose your wallet."
And my take on some Bible verses:
Skepticlese 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was the Bird, and the Bird was the Word, the Bird, Bird, Bird."
Skepticlese 16:24 "Take up your crassness and follow me."
Skepticlese 22:28 "Love your neighbor as yourself, just don't tell your significant other."
Skepticlese 6:24 "You can't serve both cod and salmon."
Permalink Reply by M.B. on January 2, 2012 at 10:31am M.B. 5:11 Hell? Heaven? Same bar different management.
Permalink Reply by John Locke on January 2, 2012 at 7:12pm "I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong."
Permalink Reply by Peter Whiteley on January 2, 2012 at 7:21pm "Oh dear", says God. "I hadn't thought of that", and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. Adams, episode 1, line 507.
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