I guess my biggest sin is that I still celebrate Christmas, and I sometimes use the expression 'oh my god'
My family owns a non-denominational (but predominately Catholic) funeral home so I "attend" mass often but not by choice. It is very hard to participate because it just fuels the rage I have towards the church. The only thing that keeps me going is the thought that I'm being paid to "believe" (that and saying OYG to my father all the time). Luckily, my 13 years of Catholic school have taught me how to play the game well.
I am surrounded by very religious people because of my schooling and family business so I have trained myself not to use the normal "god damn it" or "for christ's sake". Instead, I like to substitute all different names like Thor, Ra, and Osiris just to make a point.
I use the words alllllll the time. The husband and I both say bless you. He says salud when our daughter sneezes. I also say Jesus Christ!, OMG, Good God, Good Lord, Holy crap, Goddammit, and all other sorts of expletives that curl the hair of little old ladies.
Sometimes I try to get out of doing housework on Sundays. Because, you know...no working on Sundays lololol.
Me too! This is definitely my biggest 'atheist sin' and I am a repeat offender. Living in the UK, I've learned some new ones, 'cause we all know the Brits are godless heathens. ;) My all time favourite is 'Christ on a bike!!' bwahahahaha! :)
Just found this thread, new to the board. My sin is definitely still going to Mass. And serving. And training altar servers. And reading the liturgy. And preparing the church for Mass. And giving out communion. And visiting the sick. Hell, up until the beginning of this year I taught Sunday School to the little guys. Although that was kind of fun cos I could randomly bring up topics I hoped they wouldn't tell their parents about. ("Now little Johnny, why exactly do you believe the moon is made of rock? My one teacher told me it was made of cheese, why would you believe the rock part and not the cheese part?"
No one at church knows and I'm a pretty famous face there. Oh, except my one friend who I told, who narrows his eyes whenever I get up to give out communion.
Funny part is.. I don't begrudge any of it. I kind of like going to church and swinging incense about. I just daydream off during the sermons and it's ok.
For shame!! You should have your atheist license revoked. ;) btw, I'm a newbie here too and I love it.
Lol, three years on and I still don't think I've passed my learners license!
My sin would have to be that I attend church with my girlfriend on some sundays. She's christian, but not very religious, so we don't have as many conflicts as people would think.
I only attend church for weddings and funerals now. Even then I cannot even bring myself to sing the hymns. A few years ago, my cousin died and I attended the funeral but didn't open my mouth. My sister-in-law noticed and said to me afterwards "I noticed you didn't sing or say any prayers" I told her that I didn't see the point when I didn't believe in any of it. She said "But you didn't even say the lords prayer! I repeated what I had already said and she started to cry! I asked her why she was crying and she said "It's because I feel sorry for you!" I told her to save her sympathy for someone who needed it because I didn't! We get on very well, in fact they are visiting us at this moment from Cornwall until Monday.. unless the snow gets worse and they are stuck here!
I like to go to the Cathedral on Christmas and listen to the music and get a whiff of incense.
I usually stand in the back, so I don't have to kneel or go through any of those motions.
Of course I daydream, a lot like when I go for a walk.
It just puts me in a different frame of mind and besides where is one to go to see so many people dressed so nice?.
I like the newer custom of turning to the people around you and shaking their hand and wishing them "Peace."
Now, if we could do that with Iran and Afghanistan, that would be wonderful, but exactly who attacked whom?
I use the "god only knows" language too.
So what I have done to change my sinnin' ways is to start putting in Francis Bacon and FSM into every one of these phrases. "Bacon only knows" "Bacon Damn you!" "For the love of FSM!" Bacon works both ways, as I am fat(and one of the going jokes is that fat people are all hewn from hollowed-out pig carcasses by bacon-worshipping gnomes...yeah, it's a weird joke, but it makes me laugh), and I like Bacon!
Next is that I'm a writer and it's way too fun to screw with biblical characters like they're my own personal playset rather than try to deny their existence. I currently have Lilith with multiple grandchildren who can asexually reproduce via the use of their own body parts, Cain was banished to the nearby Vampire City, one of the first cities, and now lives there with a vampire bride. And Adam is just a douchebag who likes to claim that he's the first man on the planet, when there's plenty of immortals who remember him as a stupid teenager. The long lifetimes recorded in the bible are due to scribes who aren't quite so great at math. It's just too fun to treat it like any other mythology, especially since it's most well-known characters often have super-huge gaps in their lifetime.
Other sins include a general love of the trappings involved with religion. Gold-embroidered cover with verses from the Koran for the Kaaba? SHINEY. Candles and chanting and raised hands? PRETTY. Pagan Altar complete with burning candles and incense? DUDE. They look nice, but they mean nothing to me. Of course, if you put me in a church or on the hajj, I'd have panic attacks because I really don't like crowds or people. IRONY.
Let's see...what else....buying delicious fried chicken from Chick-fil-a, and owning a box of cross necklaces from my goth/SuperChristian days.
There. How many Hail Marys?