What habits or actions do you continue to do that would get your Atheism card revoked?  This is totally tongue-in-cheek, but I have realized how my somewhat religious upbringing has colored my language as well as other things.  

So, I figured we could have a confessional discussion where we admit our sins against atheism.  After all, if folk are going to persist in calling atheism a religion, maybe we should indulge a little and see how it works out for us.

My sins include using language like "God only knows" and saying to people who have sneezed "bless you".  What the hell are you heathens doing that is the antithesis of atheism? 

UPDATE: This post continues to get attention and one thing I have noticed, with both amusement and frustration, is that some people do not seem to notice that this is largely tongue-in-cheek.  I posted this as a way of acknowledging the influence that religion has had and continues to have on our lives, our society, our language, and our habits.  We all know that atheism is not a religion, goddammit! ;-)

Have a blessed day.

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Bless me O'Lord Sagan/Dawkins/Hume for I have sinned...


I argue with others about being a Chicago Cubs fan and using the word "Faith" and using it as my only excuse to be a Cubs fan. One day we will win, "You Gotta Have Faith"


I won a few games of Liars Dice and jokingly yelled "Praise Jesus" as I was taking their money!!!


I apologized to a christian lady for saying "God Damnit" because it was offensive to her religious beliefs.


I have yet to tell my Mother I am an atheist...


For my punishment I will solve 5 Boundary Value Differential Equations problems.



I can't think of any, but maybe that's not a good thing. I hope it's not that I don't even realize something, I must say that I find the concept of confessing to a third party for one's own sake completely divorced of morality. It's rooted in cowardice IMO. I do have improper thoughts about many of the women at work. If they could read my mind I, yikes. Is that a sin?

I guess my biggest sin is that I still celebrate Christmas, and I sometimes use the expression 'oh my god'

My family owns a non-denominational (but predominately Catholic) funeral home so I "attend" mass often but not by choice. It is very hard to participate because it just fuels the rage I have towards the church. The only thing that keeps me going is the thought that I'm being paid to "believe" (that and saying OYG to my father all the time). Luckily, my 13 years of Catholic school have taught me how to play the game well.

I am surrounded by very religious people because of my schooling and family business so I have trained myself not to use the normal "god damn it" or "for christ's sake". Instead, I like to substitute all different names like Thor, Ra, and Osiris just to make a point.



I use the words alllllll the time. The husband and I both say bless you. He says salud when our daughter sneezes. I also say Jesus Christ!, OMG, Good God, Good Lord, Holy crap, Goddammit, and all other sorts of expletives that curl the hair of little old ladies.


Sometimes I try to get out of doing housework on Sundays. Because, you know...no working on Sundays lololol.



Me too! This is definitely my biggest 'atheist sin' and I am a repeat offender.  Living in the UK, I've learned some new ones, 'cause we all know the Brits are godless heathens. ;) My all time favourite is 'Christ on a bike!!' bwahahahaha! :)

Just found this thread, new to the board. My sin is definitely still going to Mass. And serving. And training altar servers. And reading the liturgy. And preparing the church for Mass. And giving out communion. And visiting the sick. Hell, up until the beginning of this year I taught Sunday School to the little guys. Although that was kind of fun cos I could randomly bring up topics I hoped they wouldn't tell their parents about. ("Now little Johnny, why exactly do you believe the moon is made of rock? My one teacher told me it was made of cheese, why would you believe the rock part and not the cheese part?"


No one at church knows and I'm a pretty famous face there. Oh, except my one friend who I told, who narrows his eyes whenever I get up to give out communion.


Funny part is.. I don't begrudge any of it. I kind of like going to church and swinging incense about. I just daydream off during the sermons and it's ok.

For shame!! You should have your atheist license revoked. ;) btw, I'm a newbie here too and I love it.

Lol, three years on and I still don't think I've passed my learners license!

My sin would have to be that I attend church with my girlfriend on some sundays. She's christian, but not very religious, so we don't have as many conflicts as people would think.

I only attend church for weddings and funerals now. Even then I cannot even bring myself to sing the hymns. A few years ago, my cousin died and I attended the funeral but didn't open my mouth. My sister-in-law noticed and said to me afterwards "I noticed you didn't sing or say any prayers" I told her that I didn't see the point when I didn't believe in any of it. She said "But you didn't even say the lords prayer! I repeated what I had already said and she started to cry! I asked her why she was crying and she said "It's because I feel sorry for you!" I told her to save her sympathy for someone who needed it because I didn't! We get on very well, in fact they are visiting us at this moment from Cornwall until Monday.. unless the snow gets worse and they are stuck here!  

I like to go to the Cathedral on Christmas and listen to the music and get a whiff of incense.
I usually stand in the back, so I don't have to kneel or go through any of those motions.
Of course I daydream, a lot like when I go for a walk.
It just puts me in a different frame of mind and besides where is one to go to see so many people dressed so nice?.
I like the newer custom of turning to the people around you and shaking their hand and wishing them "Peace."
Now, if we could do that with Iran and Afghanistan, that would be wonderful, but exactly who attacked whom?


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