Back story: A student in my grade (I am currently a sophomore in high school) came in to my study hall. At the time I was walking to the front of the room to get something. He took his water bottle, poured water into his hand, and threw it into my face, saying "I now baptize you in the name of the Father, the Mother, and the Holy Spirit." He is a Catholic zealot, for lack of better word, and is usually fairly intelligent. This action was offending at first, but now I just have to laugh at the complete stupidity of it. What do you, forum, think of this?
Permalink Reply by Unseen on May 9, 2012 at 9:39pm I would make a doll out of cloth scraps, leather strips, buttons, etc. Then I'd take it to class, get his attention, get the doll out and furiously stick pins in it while glaring at him wide eyed and with my tongue gyrating out of my mouth.
Although that might be an invitation for an amateur exorcism.
Permalink Reply by Cara Coleen on May 9, 2012 at 11:43pm ^Like! Your idea is better :)
Permalink Reply by Josh Leach on May 9, 2012 at 9:41pm After he did it, he was laughing. I basically called him an asshole and told him F*** off. Honestly, I wanted to beat on him, but I've got my future to think about, and most colleges don't like assault charges.
Permalink Reply by Cara Coleen on May 9, 2012 at 11:42pm Find something to slosh on him. That's just rude. I mean, the symbolism I would mock... prob just rub it in and say, "Nope. Still don't believe there's a god... Don't effing throw water on me again!!!"
Permalink Reply by Nina van der Roos on May 10, 2012 at 2:19pm
Permalink Reply by Unseen on May 10, 2012 at 12:18am Or how about this. Find him next to some girl he's not particularly fond of and pronounce them man and wife.
Permalink Reply by Rob the Ridiculous on May 10, 2012 at 9:29am He must have had either very good insurance, or he still didn't change out of his baby-teeth, jokes like this are dangerous for your teeth, you know.
Permalink Reply by Nina van der Roos on May 10, 2012 at 2:17pm
Permalink Reply by Ed on May 10, 2012 at 5:28pm Packing heat to school and offing him would be a little extreme. But it would be fun to place a 38 snub nose against his temple and pull the trigger back. Watching the urine stream exit his pants would be over the top.
Sooooo many Christians, so few lions.
Permalink Reply by Josh Leach on May 10, 2012 at 10:33pm That is a little bit over the top i think. Also, it's still massively illegal. but that would be pretty funny.
Permalink Reply by Arcus on May 10, 2012 at 2:26pm Buy some weed, put it in his backpack or jacket when he's not around, give an anonymous tip to the teacher that he offered to sell.
Wait a few months until the dust settles and ask him: Where's your God now?
Permalink Reply by Josh Leach on May 10, 2012 at 10:33pm See, and again, we are going a little bit too far on this. Too much. Just too much.
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