I was researching an article, which linked me to another article, which harbored this delicious commentary from a Christian minister (as he called himself.)


"Atheists getting married is WORSE than gays marrying, since atheists can have babies and raise them to be more atheists. But gays can't make babies (at least not naturally) and thus their genes will mostly die out and we should eventually have less gays. Thus, I agree that we Christians should make our Christian U.S. government BAN atheists from getting married."

To quote a tv show:

Ain't that just cute?
BUT IT'S WRONG.

(cookies if you remember what show that is)

Just thought I'd share so some of you could giggle.

You don't REALLY think our CHRISTIAN government would ban atheist marriage, would they?
Haaaaahaha..

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Re that preacher - you can't fix stupid
Ok, here we go...

Things I learned From This Statement

1. Gays can't have children (at least not naturally).
2. Atheists are the result of atheist parents.
3. Being gay is the result of inheriting gay genes from your non-gay (see item 1) parents.
4. Refusing to recognize someone's union will prevent them from reproducing, since only married people can produce offspring.

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