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Permalink Reply by Doug Reardon on September 4, 2009 at 9:18pm

One night I was awakened from a deep sleep by Elvis, dressed in his white jump suit with the rhinestones. He told me he had come to take me to heaven and show me the error of my ways. That, that was what he did now, try to gather lost souls back into the fold. And with that he wisked me off to heaven. Heaven was a nice enough place, very pleasant and all, but when he brought me back home, I thanked him, got back into bed, rolled over and went back to sleep. When I woke up in the morning I thought, gee, that seemed so real! But as wonderful as Heaven seemed, I just couldn't make myself believe.

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Permalink Reply by Veritas on September 5, 2009 at 12:10am

WOW! (and not the game)

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Permalink Reply by Craig Nomazlab on October 15, 2009 at 5:09pm

I was expecting to find at the bottom that I would have to forward that to 10 people or else I would go to hell.

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Permalink Reply by Danielle on October 18, 2009 at 5:56pm

wait... so he serves the lord and he has been put in torment anyway? that's not a very compelling argument to want to worship jesus alongside him, even if what he's saying was easy to believe.
what does he think he's the next Job?

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Permalink Reply by Mecca on October 18, 2009 at 7:39pm

Damn - if anything I feel sorry for this dude. He is torturing himself. Man I hope the people who made him like this realize what they have done. Hope he gets himself out of this rut.

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Permalink Reply by Greg K on December 13, 2009 at 10:54pm

I empathize with this man. This one time I couldn't figure out how to turn my caps lock off it was an equally terrifying experience.

...PLEASE BELIEVE ME!
unfortunately no amount of pleading will make jesus, hell or satan real.

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Permalink Reply by CthulhuRisen on December 17, 2009 at 8:14pm

OH SWEET RAPTOR JESUS!
HE'S RIGHT!!!
WE MUST REPENT.
I SEE NOW THE ERROR OF MY WAYS .
THANK YOU ROYMAMMONDS!
THANK YOU YOU SWEET PRINCE

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Permalink Reply by Alan Funk on December 17, 2009 at 10:49pm

Dude, seriously, you're full of shit! Go away!

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Permalink Reply by Ian Bisset on December 18, 2009 at 8:20am

"THE LORD JESUS LOVES YOU AND I LOVE YOU"

Yes but will you both respect me in the morning :)

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Permalink Reply by David Miller on January 7, 2010 at 10:28pm

At least his approach was sort of creative. Idiotic sure, but I'd stick it on the refrigerator just to show him how proud I was of him and to encourage him to do better next time.

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Permalink Reply by Glen Watson on January 8, 2010 at 1:20am

Wait... I hear Jesus!

He's saying.. it's in tongues so it's hard to understand...

I AM NOT REAL! I AM A FICTION MADE UP FROM WISHFUL THINKING NOMADS WANTING SOMEONE TO SAVE THEM FROM THE ROMANS.

HEAR ME AND DON'T REPENT GO HAVE A NICE COFFEE AND PASTRY INSTEAD.

BELIEVE ME I SEE WHO IS READING THESE MESSAGES. THEY ARE LAUGHING THEIR GUTS OUT OVER AND OVER. AND I SAW STRANGE WORDS LIKE ROFLMAO AND WTF. ALL MANNER OF STRANGENESS.

OK THE MEDS HAVE KICKED IN SO I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO NOTHING. HAVE A NICE DAY AND PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO TIP YOUR WAITRESS.

YOUR LORD MAY LOVE YOU - I'M NOT SO INCLINED SORRY.

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