Roy Hammonds

This Will Be Hard To Believe But Satan Himself Came To Me
I Can Hear His Voice Right Now Even
PLEASE BELIEVE ME IM NOT KIDDING
AND PLEASE REPENT AND WORSHIP THE LORD JESUS CHRIST
HE IS TORMENTING ME RIGHT NOW FOR REAL
THE BIBLE IS THE TRUTH ITS NO LIE
PLEASE FOR YOUR LIFES SAKE LISTEN TO ME
NOTHINGS WORTH GOING TO HELL FOR
PLEASE BELIEVE ME I WISH I WAS DEAD THATS HOW MUCH TORMENT IM IN
PLEASE BELIEVE ME WORSHIP THE LORD JESUS AND HIS FATHER THE TRUE LIVING
GOD
IM WAS PUT IN TORMENT EVEN THO I SERVE THE LORD SO I COULD TELL YOU
WHAT REAL HELL IS LIKE SATAN HAS PUT ME THRU HELL (A PREVIEW OF WHAT IT
WOULD BE LIKE ) SEMIREAL
BELIEVE ME YOU DON'T WANT TO FEEL FIRE HOTTER THAN THE SUN AND EVERY
CREEPING THING ON EARTH ON
YOU AND THE DEVIL RIPPING YOUR GUTS OUT OVER AND OVER
AND I DID HEAR PEOPLE SCREAMING FOR THE MOTHER,THEIR
FATHER,BROTHERS,SISTERS,e.t.c
BUT YOU ARE ALONE AND ONCE YOUR THEIR GOD WILL NOT HEAR YOU ANYMORE
YOUR BY YOURSELF
YOU ARE ALONE NOBODY WILL HELP YOU
SATAN DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU ALL HE WANTS IS TO DRAG YOU TO HELL WITH
HIM
PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU
JESUS CHRIST IS THE ONLY WAY TO ESCAPE HELL
IM NOT KIDDING PLEASE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
THE LORD JESUS LOVES YOU AND I LOVE YOU

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Yup...
As it turns out, it IS hard to believe. This dude's a prophet!
FAIL
Another freak scared into believing something ridiculous.
Holy crap, dude, I can hear you fapping from here.

EDIT: Wait... is he supposed to be in hell? How'd he get access to a computer in hell? Of course, Satan uses AOL and has a 14.4 kbps modem.
Not even a 56k modem.

I'd want to reclaim all mortal souls too if I was in such a predicament.
Ummm wait? wouldn't satan:
a) Want you to go to hell.
and
b) Already be sorta dead.

Unless you were talking about someone who's in hell and being "tormented" by satan. I laugh so hard because all the haters here don't know anything about grammar or getting their facts straight, just like the churches themselves they all just talk hypocritical bullshit!
Damn, I guess I better repent... lest my grammar go to hell.
I was thinking the same thing!
This is true. I was in hell on December 15th 2008 around 10:40 am. I saw this dude typing away in Caps Lock, really didnt pay much attention to what he was writing. Oh, I didn't feel the extreme heat of hell since I was donning a brand new pair of Fire Retardant Coveralls my enitre visit to the land down under.
This is much harder to believe than believing in a god who would allow this torment, yet still claim to love you and want your love in return.
so.. this guy is in with jesus, and he is hearing the devil? yet hes repented etc?

stuff that,
ummm is this guy ok? i seriously recommend this guy to go to a psychiatrist for a check up or something. SERIOUSLY!

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