Oh God, here's another one! From http://www.happinessinthisworld.com/2009/02/22/changing-poison-into...
"The significance of any event changes depending on the circumstances surrounding it. A professional football player might judge a career ending injury to be unequivocally bad until the plane he otherwise would have taken with his teammates crashes on its way to a game."
It's lucky the plane crashed, then, because now he can stop regretting his injured knee. Phew! That was close! For a minute there, he was in danger of being unhappy. It's a good job his team mates are lying dead all over a mountainside.
The complacent ramblings of a comfortable man.
And his entourage of followers who object.
Object to what?