The seven astonishing powers
of a Think Atheist wristband
1. It gives you fashion advice*.
2. It builds you a family pet out of legos and brings it to life*!
3. It dispenses toilet paper automatically*!
4. It helps you lose weight*!
5. It adds 109 points to your IQ*!
6. It does your laundry for you*!
7. It reduces your sodium intake*!
*Think Atheist wristbands do not provide fashion advice, build living lego pets, dispense bathroom tissue, cause weight loss, boost IQ, do laundry, or reduce sodium intake. So don't sue Think Atheist. Just wear it on your wrist whenever you want to show the world how you awesome you are. Get one now.
Hmmm should I get one for my girl? Well, what would Jesus do? He'd wash her feet. I think I'll give her a bracelet.