The only person that can be an atheist is God himself

The only person that can be an atheist is God himself. To say 'There is no God.' requires one to know all things, to be all places at the same time, and have all power. Thus, you would have to be omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Atheism is absurd and self-refuting. Fuck you.

/sighs/ haha

Tags: humor

Views: 11

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

You know, I ought to make a macro that says 'Yeah, what Nelson said'. :D
>The only person that can be an atheist is God himself.

*bangs head on desk*
Apparently everyone here is God.
well that's a given ;)
well, with this logic (if you can even call it that, considering it makes no sense at all) the only "person" (interesting thing to call a god) who could be a theist - could be god.
Right on!
Religion, once again, shoots itself in the foot.
Hopefully it will shoot itself in the head soon...
If god doesn't believe in himself, does that mean he has low self esteem?
Perhaps that might explain the jealousy & fear that everyone might leave him for another god. You can't be very confident if you're always worried about that.


Support T|A

Think Atheist is 100% member supported

All proceeds go to keeping Think Atheist online.

Donate with Dogecoin


Blog Posts

Zella Mae Jarrett

Posted by Philip Jarrett on April 19, 2014 at 11:35pm 2 Comments


  • Add Videos
  • View All

Services we love

We are in love with our Amazon

Book Store!

Gadget Nerd? Check out Giz Gad!

Into life hacks? Check out

Advertise with

© 2014   Created by Dan.

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service