The only person that can be an atheist is God himself. To say 'There is no God.' requires one to know all things, to be all places at the same time, and have all power. Thus, you would have to be omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Atheism is absurd and self-refuting. Fuck you.
Almost a coherent argument until the "fuck you" at the end.
Atheism is NOT a statement of certainty and it is not a practice in epistimology.
I can say the same thing by inserting theism where you put Atheism
"The only person that can be a theist is God himself. To say 'There is a God.' requires one to know all things, to be all places at the same time, and have all power. Thus, you would have to be omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Theism is absurd and self-refuting."
You are calling to a higher level of knowledge than can be achieved by either of us so it is a self refuting argument.
You can make any claim if you choose and use the same argument in its defense.
You are making a claim that there is a god, now back it up with evidence.
By your logic though that would mean that no one could say that there IS a god, because they don't know all. So basically you don't know either, welcome to the club. Now please stop the dirty language.
Why do most of these people use the word "fuck"? I use it all the time but I'm a heathen. When I was "in the church" it was verboten. Eh, what do I care... But if there is a hell and they join us there, how long is it going to take for them to get that inevitable stunned look off their face and join the party?