The only person that can be an atheist is God himself

The only person that can be an atheist is God himself. To say 'There is no God.' requires one to know all things, to be all places at the same time, and have all power. Thus, you would have to be omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Atheism is absurd and self-refuting. Fuck you.

/sighs/ haha

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haha
You know, I ought to make a macro that says 'Yeah, what Nelson said'. :D
>The only person that can be an atheist is God himself.

*bangs head on desk*
Apparently everyone here is God.
well that's a given ;)
well, with this logic (if you can even call it that, considering it makes no sense at all) the only "person" (interesting thing to call a god) who could be a theist - could be god.
Right on!
Religion, once again, shoots itself in the foot.
Hopefully it will shoot itself in the head soon...
If god doesn't believe in himself, does that mean he has low self esteem?
lol
Perhaps that might explain the jealousy & fear that everyone might leave him for another god. You can't be very confident if you're always worried about that.

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