Here's my favorite:
"According to evolutionists, it's a fact that aliens ruled the planet before the dinosaurs because that can't be disproven.
We have deformed skulls to prove that these aliens once had ape-like foreheads, and some walked on 2 legs and others walked on 4 legs. And since there have been confirmed sightings of alien spacecraft, that proves that they have come back to check on how things are going on planet earth.
We don't know who the first alien was, but from the few skulls and bones we have, we can tell that there were millions of them. Then when they had explored planet earth, they found it boring and decided to leave but not before some of them had died here which is why we still have their skulls and bones. From them, we can tell what they wore, what color eyes they had, and that they were covered in hair. These are what evolutionists call facts, so we've proven that aliens once ruled the planet earth."
i've always loved this one for its sheer stupidity.
One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
awesomestnerd, SmashBoards [2005-Nov-07]
this person has apparently never considered the huge fusion reactor we have about 93 million miles away that supplies us with energy every second of every day, has done so for 4.6 billion years, and will continue to do so for another 5 billion.
btw, there's more of these insane statements at fstdt.com, that is "fundies say the darndest things." :) probably some overlap between the two sites but if you like these kinds of quotes it might be worth a look for fun.
10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame him for everything that is wrong in modern society. 9. You repeatedly insist that man did not, in fact, evolve from an ape. Apes and men both evolved from another species who did not resemble Curious George in any way. 8. You criticize Christians who don't know their Bible, yet you have never opened any of Darwin's texts. 7. While all created evidence and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all. 6. You can't seem to understand the fundamental differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT) 5. You willingly attribute all historical atrocities in Europe to a demographic that contained approximately 100% of Europeans during the period in question. 4. You also like to ignore the beneficial discoveries of the aforementioned demographic. 3. You don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics. 2. You accuse Christians of being hateful and you hope that they DIAF. 1. Your biggest complaint is that these typically hopeful and caring people want to share the greatest single thing in their life with you. You're like an idiot who wipes with winning lottery tickets. Clap. Clap.
Agent C2H6O, fark [2006-Sep-05]
I especially like #8, with the implication that Darwin is some kind of Atheist prophet. The mind boggles. And the admission in #6 that the only difference between fundamentalist Muslims and fundie Christians is the TNT (Jesus Camp FTW!)