Steve Jobs as Satan. Man blames Apple for his porn addiction & failed marriage.

We live in the age of It's Always Someone Else's Fault. This time, a man is blaming Apple for facilitating his porn addiction. 

When in doubt, blame technology. A Tennessee man is suing Apple for enabling him to access pornography, alleging that the tech giant supports pornography and “explicit sexual content which has led to the proliferation of arousal addiction,” according to his 50-page complaint.

Nashville lawyer Chris Sevier argues that Apple should install a content filter in its browsers to block all internet porn, CNET reports. His “reasonable policy” would only allow users 18 years of age or older to access inappropriate content if they contact Apple and sign a form acknowledging the perils of porn. Only then would a user receive a code to access the free interwebs. (source)

Views: 413

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

Eve you wicked woman, you done put your curse on me
Why didn't you just leave that apple a' hangin' in the tree?

It's always the Apple...

Lawyer? He'd be better served hiring a therapist.

Can I sue Bill Gates for the same thing?

Can I sue the porn sites for giving me carpel tunnel?

No, buy maybe you can sue Jergens:)

Jergens? No! Astroglide!

And the makers of KY!

That is what religion has always done, it is those bloody women's fault - when all Eve wanted to do, was to boost her bloke's stamina, with a sugar hit, for the next session.

So, it is interesting for a bloke to blame something else, for a change :)

I luv his next line - He claims that his addiction started when he “accidentally” replaced the “a-c-e” in Facebook with a “u-c-k”.

Whoops, didn't mean to do that.

I wonder if it was this picture, that was the turn on - his wife left him, not very understanding was she?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5016825/man-whose-wife-le...

I luv his next line - He claims that his addiction started when he “accidentally” replaced the “a-c-e” in Facebook with a “u-c-k”.

Yeah, because, you know, the "u" and the "a" are so close to each other on the keyboard.

RSS

Forum

Do humans benefit the Earth? If so, explain.

Started by Tyrion in Small Talk. Last reply by Gregg RThomas 44 seconds ago. 22 Replies

Poem: Clergy

Started by Fred Hampton in Religion and the Religious, Atheism and Atheists. Last reply by Gregg RThomas 3 hours ago. 1 Reply

Ernesto Che' Guevara

Started by Fred Hampton in Quotes. Last reply by Gregg RThomas 13 hours ago. 11 Replies

Fred Hampton Is New Here

Started by Fred Hampton in Welcome to Think Atheist. Last reply by Fred Hampton yesterday. 8 Replies

Innoculation against stupidity is possible

Started by David Boots in Atheist Parenting. Last reply by David Boots 16 hours ago. 13 Replies

Blog Posts

I am Ayaz Nizami

Posted by Noon Alif on March 27, 2017 at 10:30am 13 Comments

Seraphims and Cherubims

Posted by Fred Hampton on March 27, 2017 at 2:04am 0 Comments

© 2017   Created by umar.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service