... So Apparently I'm going to Hell... funny stuff from the best group on facebook [In My opinion]

This post has come directly from the facebook group "So Apparently I'm Going to Hell..." It's a group where people of religions [or non-religions] come together and debate stuff. However, occasionally funny stuff is posted. If you have a facebook account... visit the group here:
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=3415&post=188112&ui...
Anyhow... here's one of the funniest discussions from the group:
"If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on their campus, then I'm sure you've come to one conclusion.......apparently you're going to hell."
Put an "X" next to any of these reasons Mr. Armstrong gave for going to hell that you've ever done... lol! ^_^


Reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future
The site's author had this to say:
"Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.

The only one not there will be Micah."

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Cool! I'm going to hell! he! he! And here's why!
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking X
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage X
Showing Bellybuttons X
Girls Showing their knees X
Girls Showing their elbows X
Girls wearing tight pants X
Girls wearing miniskirts X
Being Blonde
Being Fat X - used to be, but not anymore
Cursing X - Ha! Ha! I'm bad about that. lol - Shit! [LOL]
Kissing on the mouth before marriage X
Holding Hands Before Marriage X - Umm... I do this with my guy friends too.
Having Premarital Sex - i m a virgin, but not opposed to this idea
Masturbation X
Having Anal Sex - i m a virgin
Having Oral Sex - nope
Being Homosexual
Judging People X
Being Selfish X
Playing Sports X - but only recreationally, cause I have no coordination.
Women Working X
Watching BET
Watching MTV X - but I don't like it
Watching TNT X - hey, can't live without law and order!!!
Associating with Hollywood - don't know any stars, yet.
Listening to "Gangsta Rap", Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll X
Believing in Evolution X
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant X - used to be, but not anymore
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic X
Being Atheist X
Being a Woman [they're still paying for Eve's sin] X - Jeez! Harsh!
Being in a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet X
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future X
TOTAL: 26/46 - Yep! I'm gonna burn! Just like a roasted marshmellow! Yee-haw! ^_^Reply to Your Post
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P.S. I'm not a vigin because I chose to be abstinent, it's because I haven't had much luck in the "Dating Realm." The only boyfriend I had was the year after graduating high school and we broke up a month later. [I found out soon enough that he was a pervert who wasn't interested in me, he was only interested in sex... not worth my time to have sex with someone that doesn't care about me] Anyhow, I have been single for about a year and a half now.
So... I'm not really pios because I'm a virgin, I'm a virgin by default, cause I haven't met the "right guy." LOL
Why all the rules for women if they are going to hell anyway? Seems superfluous.
IDK... this guy's a nut job! Need any more be said?
Pot Smoking x
Cigarette Smoking x (Not often, but rarely when I'm drunk.)
Alcohol Drinking x
Guitar Playing x (Does Guitar Hero count?)
Having a Tattoo x
Showing Cleavage x
Showing Bellybuttons x
Girls Showing Their Knees x
Girls Showing Their Elbows x
Girls Wearing Tight Pants x
Girls Wearing Miniskirts x (but not men?)
Being Blonde x
Being Fat
Cursing x
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage x
Holding Hands before Marriage x
Groping Breast before Marriage x
Having Premarital Sex x
Masturbation x
Having Anal Sex x (Only on special occasions. His birthday, holidays..ect.)
Having Oral Sex x
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) x
Being Selfish x
Playing Sports x
Women Working x
Watching BET ? Not sure what it is, but I probably have.
Watching MTV x
Watching VH1 x
Watching TNT x
Associating With Hollywood x (I've met a few celebrities at night clubs. I guess that counts.)
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll x
Believing in Evolution x
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic x
Being Atheist x
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin) x
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity x
Owning a Pet x

Hm. I'm not fat, gay or any theist denomination. My score is 38/46.

And why the fuck does pot smoking lead to hell, but crack smoking doesn't? Likewise, why will a woman go to hell for wearing a skirt, but a man won't for cross-dressing?
What about the good old fashion sins like working on Sunday, eating pork and not being baptized?
Pot Smoking x (Once directly, a few times due to being in the vicinity. Second-hand smoking, as it were)
Cigarette Smoking x (Once, when I was 12. That killed the desire.)
Alcohol Drinking x
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage (Does admiring cleavage count?)
Showing Bellybuttons x
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde 1/2 x (I had blonde highlights once)
Being Fat
Cursing x
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage x
Holding Hands before Marriage x
Groping Breast before Marriage x
Having Premarital Sex x
Masturbation x
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex x
Being Homosexual
Judging People (Boy, the legal system is screwed) x
Being Selfish x
Playing Sports x
Women Working
Watching BET ?
Watching MTV x
Watching VH1 x
Watching TNT x
Associating With Hollywood x
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll x
Believing in Evolution x
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant x (previously)
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic x
Being Atheist x
Being a Woman
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet x

Nothing about kilts?
Nothing about playing D&D? I'm shocked.
Where's all the traditional stuff, such as blasphemy, making deals with Satan, talking smack about Jesus, etc?
Well... you gotta remember that this is just what that guy said [see name above in original post]. All of us intelligent people have concluded long ago that he's a nut-job! He lists "Being Catholic" and "Being Protestant" as tickets to Hell... so I wonder... what was he?! You also might notice that he's a sexist and a half! LOL! About a third of the things he listed as tickets to hell, apply only to women.
LOL!
Thanks for contributing! Let's see how many other people are going to Hell!
I didn't see anything about killing hookers. Does this mean I'm cool on that?
According to Rev. Micah Armstrong you are. Afterall, if you saw that "being a woman" is a ticket to hell [see above] then, that means all us women are damned anyway. lol
Well, now I feel bad for sending that hooker to hell.

But really, an automatic damnation for being born a girl? I guess women have no need to worry about being moral or following any rules since they're damned anyway. Mazel tov!
This is pretty much what I said to a crazy fundie on facebook who sent me a "convert or else" message in my inbox. I found that he had said in the discussion boards of the group we were both in that "women don't have souls." I thought, "Perfect! I can use this against his harrassing evangelism!" So when I responded to his message I said something like, "Why should I care about become a Christian if I, as a woman, don't have a soul; and are therefore condemned to Hell no matter what I do?" He wrote back with this pathetic response, "Because it's your duty." I was thinking... hmmm... that still doesn't give me a reason to care. lol!
Well, I can say that I agree with these folks on one account. I don't believe women have souls either. This is not borne out of misogyny, however.

Perhaps they believe it is a woman's duty to obey in the same manner that it is the duty of the cow to provide milk and beef or the dog to herd or guard?

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