... So Apparently I'm going to Hell... funny stuff from the best group on facebook [In My opinion]

This post has come directly from the facebook group "So Apparently I'm Going to Hell..." It's a group where people of religions [or non-religions] come together and debate stuff. However, occasionally funny stuff is posted. If you have a facebook account... visit the group here:
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=3415&post=188112&ui...
Anyhow... here's one of the funniest discussions from the group:
"If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on their campus, then I'm sure you've come to one conclusion.......apparently you're going to hell."
Put an "X" next to any of these reasons Mr. Armstrong gave for going to hell that you've ever done... lol! ^_^


Reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future
The site's author had this to say:
"Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.

The only one not there will be Micah."

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Reasons include:
Alcohol Drinking X
Guitar PlayingXXXX
Cursing XXX
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage XXXX
Holding Hands before Marriage XXXXXX
Groping Breast before Marriage XXXXX
Having Premarital Sex XXXXXXX
Masturbation XXXXX
Having Anal Sex XXXX
Having Oral Sex XXXX
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) XXXX
Being Selfish XXXX
Playing Sports XXXX
Watching BET XXXX
Watching MTV XX
Watching VH1 XX
Watching TNT XX
Associating With Hollywood X
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll XX
Believing in EvolutionX
Being Atheist XXXX
Owning a Pet XX
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future XXXXX
SIGN ME UP!!! IF THIS WILL GET ONE TO HELL AND HELL IS A CONTINUATION OF THIS, KEEP ME THE HEAVEN AWAY FROM HEAVEN!
Seems to me hell is a much more fun place to be than heaven with all of these sucking up to god people.
Reasons include:
Pot Smoking X
Cigarette Smoking X
Alcohol Drinking X
Guitar Playing X
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons X
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde X
Being Fat X
Cursing X
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage X
Holding Hands before Marriage X
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation X
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) X
Being Selfish X
Playing Sports X
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV X
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll X
Believing in Evolution X
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant X
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist X
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet X
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future X
Pot Smoking X
Cigarette Smoking X
Alcohol Drinking X
Guitar Playing X
Having a Tattoo X
Showing Cleavage X
Showing Bellybuttons X
Girls Showing Their Knees X
Girls Showing Their Elbows X
Girls Wearing Tight Pants X
Girls Wearing Miniskirts X
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing X
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage X
Holding Hands before Marriage X
Groping Breast before Marriage X
Having Premarital Sex X
Masturbation X
Having Anal Sex X
Having Oral Sex X
Being Homosexual X
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) X
Being Selfish X
Playing Sports X
Women Working X
Watching BET X
Watching MTV X
Watching VH1 X
Watching TNT X
Associating With Hollywood X
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll X
Believing in Evolution X
Being Catholic X
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin) X
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet X
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future X

Yup I am going to roast like a marshmellow but shit sounds like Im going ot have fun doing it because hell is going ot be one big ass party
Should I check the last one? I don't think sin even exists! LOL.
Why are both Catholics and Protestants on the list? If you're a christian, and you're not a catholic, then that makes you a protestant doesn't it? I always thought that protestants consisted of everything that wasn't catholic, but I could be wrong.
There are also Orthodox Christians. They roam the wild lands of Eastern Europe. The songs of the most famous specimens can be heard in churches located in countries like Greece and Russia. The priests generally have big beards and long hair, probably to scare off predators with their primitive looks. To counter this effect when it comes to prey, they wear shiny clothes, usually containing enough gold to feed starving children all around the world.

This is a rare picture of Orthodoxes in their natural environment. The alpha male, also know as "The Patriarch", leads the group by making a combination of both high and low pitched noises, which have the role of confusing enemies and, at the same time, relaxing the members of the herd.

Here we can see how one specimen managed to steal a microphone from a distracted member of the film crew and started to inspect the strange object, spreading panic with the noises generated. The alpha male immediately adopted an aggressive posture, by showing off his fiery tools and making himself look bigger. This warning sign let the camera crew know that they were disturbing the meeting, so they quickly left the area, letting the Orthodoxes continue their social meeting.
So, in the Garden of Eden, god tells Adam & Eve not to eat of the Special Tree or they will die. But the snake sneaks in there and tells them no, that's not true. So, they partake. And they don't die. Yes, they're kicked out and childbirth hurts and they can't be naked anymore. That is all a bummer. But who lied to them and who didn't?

Sounds like hell is a more honest and interesting place to hang out, anyway.

And yeah, according to the checklist, I'll be there. For more reasons than just being a female.
Well, they died....eventually. Lol.

But that is like me telling you that if you tie your shoes, you will die. You ignore me and tie your shoes every day for the next 60 years before dying of natural causes. I then write a book about how I killed you. Then I dance on your grave.

Man, God sure was an ass.
I really think god tricked them. A & E were so much like innocent children, and if you tell children not to do something, by golly, aren't they going to just race towards what they've been forbidden from? If A & E had been obedient, they would live like god himself, forever painlessly and in this special fabulous garden. He is a jealous god, no? Even though he made them in his image, he didn't really want that, I'm thinking. That would contradict his being the only god. I think he set them up for the fall and then blamed them. Figuratively speaking, of course, since I don't believe a word of it. It was his style. He did that with Moses and the Pharoah. He gave Moses that whole line of tricks to show the Pharoah, but then he slipped into Pharoah's mind to make sure he still didn't believe so that he could do horrible things to Egypt over and over again. Tricky, tricky.

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