... So Apparently I'm going to Hell... funny stuff from the best group on facebook [In My opinion]
This post has come directly from the facebook group "So Apparently I'm Going to Hell..." It's a group where people of religions [or non-religions] come together and debate stuff. However, occasionally funny stuff is posted. If you have a facebook account... visit the group here:
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=3415&post=188112&ui...
Anyhow... here's one of the funniest discussions from the group:
"If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on their campus, then I'm sure you've come to one conclusion.......apparently you're going to hell."
Put an "X" next to any of these reasons Mr. Armstrong gave for going to hell that you've ever done... lol! ^_^
Reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future
The site's author had this to say:
"Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.
The only one not there will be Micah."
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=3415&post=188112&ui...
Anyhow... here's one of the funniest discussions from the group:
"If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on their campus, then I'm sure you've come to one conclusion.......apparently you're going to hell."
Put an "X" next to any of these reasons Mr. Armstrong gave for going to hell that you've ever done... lol! ^_^
Reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future
The site's author had this to say:
"Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.
The only one not there will be Micah."
Tags: Are you going to hell quiz, So apparently I'm going to Hell, funny facebook forum
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Reggie on -
Well, I can say that I agree with these folks on one account. I don't believe women have souls either. This is not borne out of misogyny, however.
Perhaps they believe it is a woman's duty to obey in the same manner that it is the duty of the cow to provide milk and beef or the dog to herd or guard?
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Permalink Reply by Misty: Baytheist Living! on -
I hereby fulfill my duty to be eye-candy!
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Permalink Reply by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on -
Yeah... Probably... but it won't work on me because I'm lazy that way. I just wanted to know from him "What's in it for me?" Nothing, apparently. LOL.... so being lazy... I decided to ignore him from then on. XD!
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Permalink Reply by Kerry Murton on -
Pot Smoking x
Cigarette Smoking x
Alcohol Drinking x
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo x planning on getting 1 soon
Showing Cleavage x
Showing Bellybuttons x
Girls Showing Their Knees x
Girls Showing Their Elbows x
Girls Wearing Tight Pants x
Girls Wearing Miniskirts x
Being Blonde x
Being Fat
Cursing x fuck yeah!
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage x
Holding Hands before Marriage x
Groping Breast before Marriage x
Having Premarital Sex x
Masturbation x
Having Anal Sex x
Having Oral Sex x
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) x
Being Selfish
Playing Sports x
Women Working x
Watching BET
Watching MTV x
Watching VH1 x
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll x
Believing in Evolution x
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist x
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin) x
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet x
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future x
see you all in "hell" guys!!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on
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Yep! We're all gonna be there!
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Permalink Reply by Matthew on -
Reasons include:
Pot Smoking X
Cigarette Smoking X
Alcohol Drinking X
Guitar Playing X (I am thinking that Guitar Hero counts)
Having a Tattoo X
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons X
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat X (I am now)
Cursing X
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage X
Holding Hands before Marriage X
Groping Breast before Marriage X
Having Premarital Sex X
Masturbation X
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex X
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) X
Being Selfish X
Playing Sports X
Women Working
Watching BET X
Watching MTV X
Watching VH1 X
Watching TNT X
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll X
Believing in Evolution X
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant X
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist X
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet X
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future X
27/46 I think i will take up smoking again when I am in hell. Why not, not like there wont be a light. :D
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Permalink Reply by Craig Nomazlab on -
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking X
Guitar Playing X
Having a Tattoo (I may get one in the future)
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing X
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage X
Holding Hands before Marriage X
Groping Breast before Marriage X
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation X
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest) X
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll X
Believing in Evolution X
Being Catholic X (Used to be)
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist X (Kinda...)
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic X
Being Atheist X
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet X
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future X
Yay!
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Permalink Reply by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on
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HA! Another virgin! FINALLLY!!! I was beginning to feel bad that I was the only Virgin on this board! lol!
[No offense]
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Permalink Reply by Rox on -
Well then, I guess I'll see y'all there!!!
X Pot Smoking
X Cigarette Smoking
X Alcohol Drinking
X Guitar Playing
X Having a Tattoo
X Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
X Girls Showing Their Knees
X Girls Showing Their Elbows
X Girls Wearing Tight Pants
X Girls Wearing Miniskirts
X Being Blonde
X Being Fat
X Cursing
X Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
X Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
X Having Premarital Sex
X Masturbation
X Having Anal Sex
X Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
X Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
X Being Selfish
X Playing Sports
X Women Working
X Watching BET
X Watching MTV
X Watching VH1
X Watching TNT
X X X Associating With Hollywood (extra X's for employment in both mainstream & adult entertainment!)
X Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
X Believing in Evolution
X Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
X Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
X Being Agnostic
X Being Atheist
X Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
X Owning a Pet
X Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future
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Permalink Reply by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on
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I'm already there... I'm Satan... I showed that to all the boring theists on my street on halloween! lol
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Permalink Reply by Christopher McGuire on -
Holy crap, Rox! Will you marry me?
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Permalink Reply by Cara Coleen on -
This seems relevant to your discussion with your FB friend. See what he says...
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