This is a game I learned from a forum in which used to participate. (until they booted my ass for having an avatar that was an image of the prophet).
So the idea is that you (respectfully) say something scandalous about the previous poster. Obviously we're all adults, so I'm sure we can be trusted to be funny, but also not to jab anybody in a way that is truly hurtful.
So since I'm starting, I have to pick somebody arbitrarily.
I pick Sidney.
I heard recently from a very reliable source that she not only is a devout Orthodox theist, but that she also only joined TA to be a mole in preparation for her planned epic crusade to wipe the earth of freethinkers.
(so now the next person has to slander me, and so on. Make it a good one, I'm a real arse, and don't deserve any mercy in this game 8)
Nice excuse for getting booted from the forum for your 'avatar'.
I think we all know why you got banned. Perhaps because you post insanely immature threads that absolutely Nobody will participate in.
Your new motto. "Getting banned from a forum is so easy ... even a caveman can do it." Nice pic.
I am cracking up.
Zombie Atheist - There are rancid rumors that you uphold faith in the unholy Zombie Jesus. Get thee behind me, Zombie Atheist.
I actually heard that Jarrod hates pancakes. Not only that he is behind The ANTI pancake Group on Facebook, but he is also the original creator of the most outrageous thing ever: The Anti-Pancake Pancake.
I don't know how things work in other communities, but in this one you don't mess with the pancakes! So please Jarrod, get back to your pancake-haters friends and stop bothering us with your pancake intolerance! Have you no shame?
(In case anyone is wondering: What's with the pancakes?)
Oh, poor Radu...
Sorry you're the last in on the secret, but everyone knows your pancake fetish is merely a feeble attempt at covering up your fierce faith in the Mighty Xenu!
Here's my advice; wake up, get some coffee flowing through your system, and study this site thoroughly. Now take a deep breath in...
Smell that pungent aroma? That, my friend, is REALITY. lolz, and have a wonderful day, too, sir.