Recent Bird and fish deaths. The faithful have put on their thinking caps...

Rationalists of Think, please weigh in.

"When the term "dead fish" became a top Google search Wednesday, soaring past the likes of Lindsay Lohan and leaving Justin Bieber in its scaly wake, it looked as if the end were near.

That's what everyone was saying, anyway.

After millions of tiny fish went belly up in Chesapeake Bay this week, much of the populace immediately dismissed the official scientific explanation (the water was just too darn cold). What made more sense, they reasoned?

The approaching apocalypse. Of course."


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Tags: Apocalypse, Birds, Fish

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God realized his mistake a little too late when he flooded the Earth the first time around. His original intentions were to eradicate all living life. The problem, you see, were the fishes. They didn't drown, obviously. God is preparing Noah's flood v2 - this time, the fishes won't stand a chance.


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