I only half believe you about the wart...so I'm only willing to pay 50 cents.
Bad taste, politically-incorrect joke. Don't read if you are easily offended, epileptic, an oyster shucker, or a prostitute. Or have diarrhea.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The oyster shucker shucks between fits.
What do you call a Japanese prize fighter who's father has with diarrhea?
A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy Pappy.
I think that was a racist joke.