I was looking for my shoes and there they were, gone!
@ Robert - I don't think you spent enough time sole searching.
Oh Sorry in advance Strega, I think it is starting to happen to me again!!
If you only toed the line, you wouldn't have such a footloose problem.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest
It's not that I don't know how to juggle, I just didn't have the balls to do it.
I'm addicted to brake fluid. I can stop anytime.
Don’t excuse the pun!
I just don't have the words to reply to these puns.
shit piss corruption snots...21 assholes tied in a knot
Romulus and Reem Us
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.