I would take the job, what with a popsimobile, fully paid for holiday and being the president of a small country. As to matters religion, well, we will have the biggest bar in the Lateran church and have a carnival in St. Peter's square as a start. Other ideas will crop up as i work.
Art museum. And Library. Scholars could spend a hundred years down in that library and have a field day, I am sure.
Since it IS a sovereign country and an absolute monarchy, I imagine creative punishments for pedophile priests and those who participated in the coverup could be legislated and carried out.
I heard they were letting Sandusky out of prison to fill the position.
I want first dibs on their basement! See if they have anything left from the old library of Alexandra.