Actually, on Letterman last night, Bruce Willis indicated an interest - he's thinking of calling it, "Die Hard With a Funny Hat" --
I heard Pope Benny is stepping down to take the Defensive Coordinator job at Penn State.
Timothy 2:12: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet."
Yeah that could be a problem.
Timothy was a forgery, according to Bart Ehrman. Paul actually encouraged the participation of women in church activities (the hand that rocks the cradle, rules the world?), but there were those who disagreed with this, who forged letters in his name.
You go girl! But if you're at all fashion-conscious, you should first think how you'd look in that funny hat - I'm just sayin' --