If you're familiar with Pascal's ingenious wager, then you'll be thrilled to hear about his latest installments. Previously only the topic of religion was covered, now Pascal will be getting around to solving problems from every aspect of life.
Every minute of your life a meteor may, or may not, strike you in the head killing you instantly. However if you wear a hard hat at all times you may be able to survive the constant bombardment of theoretical meteors. For if you aren't struck with a meteor, and you weren't wearing a hard hat, you've lost nothing. If you are struck, and aren't wearing a hard hat then you've lost everything. However if you are wearing a hard hat and aren't hit, you've lost nothing, but a bit of open air for your head, and if you're wearing the hat and are hit, you may be able to save everything. Well, if the hard hat is good enough.
Now you can see how important Pascal's wager is. buy the 38,000,000 page handbook now so that you can protect yourself from everything that might happen. By tomorrow you can be living in a bubble wrap suit in a house made out of cushions wearing a self contained breathing apparatus and eating through a tube while reading the bible and pretending to believe in God.