Iranian and an Arab generals walk into a tea bar. The Iranian is bragging about the prowess of the Iranian solder. The Arab says, "Your soldier may be good, but I have a Bedouin."

Raw puns'll let your hair down.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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