Iranian and an Arab generals walk into a tea bar. The Iranian is bragging about the prowess of the Iranian solder. The Arab says, "Your soldier may be good, but I have a Bedouin."
Raw puns'll let your hair down.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A man driving a limousine is involved in accident and while the police is talking to him, he is whining about the damage to his car.
The police tell him, you are so materialistic, you haven't looked at your severed hand, to which he responds, oh my, where is my Rolex!
What do you call two guys hanging around above a window?
Kurt and Rod.
What's Irish and commonly found near swimming pools?
I used to run an origami business, but it folded.
I thought I made a mistake once, bur I was wrong.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
I wonder if they call a Naval proctologist a Rear Admiral?